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Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · Nov 7

Since we're all doing intros and it gets my mind offa fire-breathing, here you go.

One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺

Cover of HARRIET THE SPY, by Louise Fitzhugh

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ToyBro @toybro.bsky.social · 13d

Moshow Toys Mecha Ronin Warriors

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1h

The Sisko: punching space gods right in the face.

Josh Colletta, professional lycanthrope. @joshcolletta.com · 1h

"Picard never hit me!"
"I'm not Picard."

Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 9h

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 3h

My box office and cultural expectation for a TRON movie would be “made enough money to consider a sequel but not enough to guarantee it, however, everyone loved the design and music.”

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 3h

Also "TRON, but in the real world" is a dumb idea if the whole appeal is the digital world.

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 3h

Sweeping into the lobby with God Mode that makes martial law look like a anarchy.

Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 3h

It’s Angela Lansbury 100th birthday.
Seen here in Ready Player One (1993)

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 3h

He got fuel, he got fire, and he got what he desired.

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 18h

so where do the shitheads fit in then

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 4h

"Planning on getting laid outside the bonds of matrimony? Make sure to leave a little room for the Carpenter."

Bavacado Ghost @bavacadotoast.bsky.social · 4h

Posting a picture of John Carpenter every day until I forget challenge #horrorsky

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 4h

JOHHNY CAGE IS NOT AFRAID TO DIE

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 4h

The wall was too high, as you can see.

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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 6h

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 6h

Here's two:

All Doctor Who stuff is canon a la carte, and all Doctors exist simultaneously (regeneration is a branch-off, and it only seems like a new person because humans can only follow one point in time at a time) in the present.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 6h

This is the essay of the expanding man.

Dr. Attentive's Evil House of Dragons... in 3-D! @adddragon.bsky.social · Jul 19

The isekai genre speaks to the same longings that Becker described as fear of the “middle-register existence” of “small significance,” a longing for what he termed a “mythic form of loserdom.” Thus, Steely Dan’s “Deacon Blues” could be easily argued to be an isekai. In this essay, I intend to… 1/

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 6h

"dangerously woke?" So like, insomniacs?

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angrytaco @angrytaco2.bsky.social · 21h

I’ve cracked the barrier between my pro wrestling hyperfixation and this new Star Trek hyperfixation.

Data holding a head that looks like him.

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 21h

Vengeful former tennis player becomes cyborg, collects some dues.

Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Battle Cop

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 21h

"the G funk era has begun, and the only people that can stop it are a crack team of unique individuals. . ."

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 22h

Timeline cleanse.

if you didn't know porcupines ate pumpkins and made adorable noises, you're gonna have a fun voyage of discovery.

Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Halloween Feast

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aru!! 🐇🌙 @magiinemagiine.bsky.social · 1d

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 22h

oh for fucks sake

www.fromtheroad.ford.com

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Nih-Burnt Marshmallow Slime @nihehmenh.bsky.social · 1d

I’m at this phase of my Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider fandom.

Scene from The Simpsons. Homer, Lenny and Carl are in the breakroom. Text reads “Kamen Rider has a Motorcycle”

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 3d

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 23h

Certified Gs

Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 23h

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

This was fantastic. Jessie really nailed how Trek is losing its way a paradigm of a positive future in favor of existing as a hollow shell of an IP to be exploited.

crimsondynamo4.bsky.social @crimsondynamo4.bsky.social · 1d

GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019)

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 1d

This 2,500-Mile Harley-Davidson Is One Bad Dragon You'll Want To Ride

This 1994 FLHTC Electra Glide Classic is Bad in the most complimentary, Michael Jacksonian way, and it's more Dragon than maybe any other motorcycle on Earth.