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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

sometimes therapy is a basket full of mozzarella sticks

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 3h

It struck me as so old school to say "let me check with my Lead."

Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 4h

😂

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 14h

Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (Official Video)

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 16h

I was like, what??? For mailing a phone? And it was fine as long as it was ground shipping.

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 16h

Went to mail my used mobile phone for money at the post office. The clerk asked if there was a battery in the phone. I said yes.

He said let me check with my lead.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17h

a string quartet called Four Loko because they're insanely good

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17h

My doctor said I’m “Type O-positive”

I took that to mean I cause a lot of orgasms.

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 17h

Standing while having the orgasm? Yes!

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 17h

The woman would need to be standing to have the orgasm.

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 18h

🔥🔥🔥

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 18h

Crickets! 🤣

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 18h

🫠

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 18h

💥 😂

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 19h

Nice! I have not! Yet??!!??

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 19h

Sexy question for my female friends:

Can you cum while standing up?

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 19h

I have seen his account/heard of him. Never interacted, I don't think.

Bottom line: I'm here to have fun. Blocking is a great tool. I've done it.

If one of my friends is affected, it might go further? I dunno. Sad. Sorry. Hope Coach is okay.