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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

cori @corialias.bsky.social · 3d

seemed like a good time to post this over here.

and I'm such a good sport that I picked it up, felt how weirdly heavy it was, smelled how incredibly ranchy it was, and I still took a nibble before realizing it was an inedible abomination

cori @corialias.bsky.social · 3d

I got a club wrap from a local place. I thought I had to choose which cheese and sauce, so I did. I received a tortilla filled to the brim with mozzarella and ranch, + a few veggies sprinkled in.

I repeat: This bulk that looks like tuna salad? It is just mozzarella and ranch.

An open faced tortilla containing what at first appears to be tuna salad. But it is a thick mixture of shredded mozzarella cheese and ranch sauce, with a small amount of green and red veggies sprinkled in

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 3d

really stands out to me that the people most concerned about him pouring blood from his head are the leftist people he's yelling at. his boys are just trailing behind to see what happens. with a community like that, who needs enemies

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d

I've watched this 100 times and I plan on clearing my schedule so I can watch it 100 more

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 4d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d

MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.

They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.

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Every single government agencies all joined at once tonight.
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What are they losing it over?!!!
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Every single government agency joined BlueSky all at once tonight. Including the White House.
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I'm shadowbanned on bluesky. As soon as you say anything remotely conservative, you get shadowbanned and no one can see your posts there. I can't even make fun of these folks there.
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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 5d

interesting! the packing was a pain in the butt to deal with. I'll have to remember that

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 5d

did clove oil actually work for the dry socket? I had a dry socket for weeks after I got my wisdom teeth out, I had to keep going back to the dental surgeon to get it packed with gauze soaked in some pungent mix that included iodine. it was so gross but it did work

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 6d

when was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?

gotta remember to savor these little things

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 6d

why would there ever be mass data about teenage boys' sperm count, what teenager would ever get that test. also I feel gross even typing that, how can he come up with that and say it out loud yuck yuck yuck

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 9d

last time I cried with lashes on, i was using sephora brand glue and it held up amazingly, didn't budge

cori @corialias.bsky.social · 9d

realizing that you can't meaningfully communicate through text with someone who reads poorly has made me think of how much you can really communicate with someone who isn't great at thinking. freeing and depressing in different ways

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10d

so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 9d

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 9d

I prefer to read ebooks over a physical copy

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 10d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 11d

some people just use plain tomato paste or tomato soup for the sauce. no added seasonings, just tomato glue

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Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14d

this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime

niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 14d

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 13d

gaunt old timey speculator, combover neckbeard riddler, scheming vizier vibes, and a regular looking lady who probably subscribes to a version of racism more shocking than I can easily imagine

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 14d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 13d

one of the babies was in a placenta and the baby looked at me

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13d

"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...

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eps @eatprayshitpost.bsky.social · 13d

that's the guy who retweeted an innocuous post about Gen z kids voting for Harris that they "would be his concubines"

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13d

i’ll never get over this

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 14d

normalest demand ever to be made

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 16d

I'd settle for a code that took them to a site that says "stop filming people in public, you cunt"

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 26d

my mental image of myself is somewhere between this and Kirby

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27d

this is what i look like irl in case you were wondering

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cori @corialias.bsky.social · 26d

I was reading it and thinking that this decade plus grief for the love of his life must at least be for someone who died, and felt bad for him

but then I got to the end and he's talking about betrayed by humans... he's been hung on a breakup for 10+ years. grim.

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