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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇

@comraderobot.bsky.social

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equal parts physics, left politics, DIY science, and photos (space/birds/stuff). formerly astroparticle physics, now astrodynamicist. "dr" in certain extremely specific professional contexts. ohio for 3 decades then west coast (sfbay, now pdx). fuck gen ai

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · Oct 17

okay we can pin stuff now and tons of people are pouring in from an X debacle… so

Hi! my name is Nathan

i post jokes and do a bunch of tedious but aesthetic stuff in my free time:

* space photos
* bird photos
* bouncing radio off the moon
* making gadgets
* using/programming old computers

Photos of jupiter, sun, and saturn/moon conjunction

selfie in front of my moonbounce antenna

bluebird on a fence looking over shoulder and kinda pissed?

my “radioactive dice” project that makes random numbers from Geiger clicks of uranium marbles

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 10m

you can lead a ham to burger but you can't make it help

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16m

oops it was sumerian

One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain."

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 21m

the only part i understood was the SCP mutation of it. the rest was like that inscrutable sanskrit joke

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23m

dude i looked up the origin of “67” and it may as well have been in martian

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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 3h

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

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Young Republicans

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 2h

unified theory

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 2h

my brain consistently turns “GDC” into “Games Done Cuick”

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 3h

goonerative ai

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 4h

smeary octagonal pizza eating ass

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 4h

boomer blue wavers posting on your timeline

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 5h

one job ago there was a guy who was absolutely enamored of cheesy shit like this. and one time the hand he had in his slides was this giant hairy mitt like a human lobster claw and i about lost my whole shit

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 5h

today in stupid shit i hate: those dumbass animated hands that translate around and “write” the content on a slide

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 5h

today in stupid shit i hate: those dumbass animated hands that translate around and “write” the content on a slide

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 3d

ICE IS DISAPPEARING PEOPLE TO WORK CAMPS

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 5h

took a whole movie to partially explain why the subprime bubble happened but uh, i think we’re within 10 second tiktok territory on this one

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 6h

didnt call it being so popular with women though i gotta say. that one came outta left field for me.

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 6h

like it was always going to be waifus as the real killer app. it was very obvious.

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 6h

we’re pivoting to making a 1-900 number boys

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 6h

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

oh wow okay this company is IN TROUBLE in trouble

The Verge @theverge.com · 9h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 8h

October 2025
AI gooning is the master of the Internet
Only Claude stands against it
Waifus are now battlefields

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 8h

okay so there’s this frog, but he’s not like, a *normal* frog

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 8h

i was skeptical of these reactions because of science brain and also found this graf within 10 seconds possibly also due to science brain

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 8h

cold water pull quote for anyone going WOW THIS EXPLAINS A LOT LOL

There's no reason to panic if you've been using any of the products we tested or if you take protein supplements generally. Many of these powders are fine to have occasionally, and even those with the highest lead levels are far below the concentration needed to cause immediate harm. That said, because most people don't actually need protein supplements-nutrition experts say the average American already gets plenty-it makes sense to ask whether these products are worth the added exposure.

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 9h

we’re making God but we’re also making porn. these are our goals. we’re in charge of the whole economy btw

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