Heather Wallace
@burntcopper.bsky.social
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You can be when I'm gone. She/her/oi you.
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goodlawproject.org
Labour is telling you VERY LOUDLY who to vote for if you value human rights. And it's definitely NOT LABOUR.
goodlawproject.org
Woah! So Labour's position really is, 'telling us off for breaching human rights undermines the case for human rights'? Proper Trumpian stuff from Labour's answer to Suella Braverman.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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goodlawproject.org
Tl;Dr: lots of supposed free speech, anti cancel culture, activists are travelling to Oxford to try and cancel George Abaraonye for exercising his free speech.
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joannechocolat.bsky.social
And this morning the Shed is a particle, travelling at a speed hitherto considered unimaginable…
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happytoast.co.uk
Can't believe I'm sat in a traffic jam with Jamiraquai AND Banksy.
A car with Jamiraquai and Banksy stickers
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands so they don't end up as pelts in the Redville Zoo gift shop.
redvillezoo.bsky.social
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3108 will grow into a beautiful butterfly
A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day
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museumbums.bsky.social
Thinking of starting a new #MuseumBums subscription service #MuseumPits... Who's in? 👍🏛️💪

Dancing Satyr by Antonio Frilli, from the @uffizigalleries.bsky.social, Florence 🇮🇹
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A photo of a satyr dancing, they've got one arm above their head showing off a lovely armpit
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oddthisday.bsky.social
I toyed with “That band’s Spinal Tap” and “That singer’s a Von Trapp”, but anyway: thanks to…
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Roses are red
Some paper’s foolscap
Silly Metro headline: Teacher sacked after telling pupils about lad 'left bleeding from dildo mishap'
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microsff.com
The journalists sat down in the auditorium inside the machine.

"Welcome!" the professor said, "When I press this button, we will instantly travel faster than light."

"How much faster?"

"Infinitely."

"Where will we go?"

"Around the whole universe."

He pressed the button.

"We're back!"
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1675
Paddington in Psycho (1960)
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oddthisday.bsky.social
He later wrote that “army life in 1941 and ’42” consisted largely of “awful boredom”, but then he got the chance to join the Special Operations Executive. “Can you imagine a Whitehall government department – you know, all respectability and red tape – teaching you to be a gangster?”
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oddthisday.bsky.social
It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
b/w photo of a man in socks and sandals, jacket, short and jumper, in front of a wall with a bike leaning on it, and with a pipe in his mouth. If you wanted one image to sum up the word ‘nonchalant’, this would be it
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k17.dev
They'd have to pass a new (and extremely unpopular) law to make driverless cars legal here first, and even then as the only person in one you'd be culpable for all accidents.

You trying to boost Waymo's share price? This story is bollocks.
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scientits.bsky.social
Tag yourself, I'm

RAIN
RAIN
BARKELS
lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
burntcopper.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
burntcopper.bsky.social
I am she/her, because I've always been 'this is my body, this is how it works, job done'

#InternationalPronounsDay
loreandordure.com
I am she/they, partly out of resounding enthusiasm for the singular-they, partly out of a lack of any particularly strong feelings about the matter one way or another?

#InternationalPronounsDay
danielsohege.bsky.social
I am They/Them, but don't mind He/They too much, and fully understand why people would automatically default to He/Him so don't get annoyed when it is a genuine mistake, I do when they continue if, and I rarely do offline, I have corrected them.
#InternationalPronounsDay
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nickharkaway.com
Tell me your heart doesn’t lift at the idea of a *thirty metre* mechanical centipede suit with an irritable blue whale piloting it marching along a major road to demand an end to sonar booms and ocean plastics *in person*.
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nickharkaway.com
Mech suits for whales so they could come on land and fully express their feelings about humans. Especially orcas.

I guess that makes me the crazed villain?
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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ariadnereviews.bsky.social
so these are the people you're making a bed with. Oooh, here's a picture of them calculating the angle of your mandible! And this one is a comment thread about your pelvic width! Isn't that fun?