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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨

@buickmakane71.bsky.social

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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive autStoner Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 10d

This time a year ago I didn't hate an entire country full of wilfully stupid, racist, misogynistic, violent, misinformation loving, disability hating, wealthy worshipping, soulless, uneducated, self hating, pedophilic admiring, law breaking, cult comraded people.

But here we are.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 2m

It fucking sucks n it's depressing af

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 25m

The word "IF" is the only word that is a thousand letters long.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 14h

I'm gonna stop being nice to ppl.

It only gets me fucked over.

I hate humanity.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

I get to have the fun job of finding out what is on the box full of flash drives. Thumb drives, memory sticks, usb drives... Etc.

Yay me. There's 400+ of all sizes. From 4Gb to 5Tb, n 4 that are 256Mb. This should be a great fuckin use of my fuckin time. I fuckin hate humanity.

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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 8h

What a dork.

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’

"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.

www.oregonlive.com

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 20h

it’s a huge relief that i don’t live near any of you

the excuses i’d make for not meeting up would be so fuckin tedious

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 4d

There's something really satisfying about powerful people who are still super ugly

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck creeps. Why do they have to come around here and get all creepy and douchey and generally fuck things up for everybody? Can't we just have a platform without them? For fucking real, already.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

A 50lb box of Doritos might.

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 7h

So... Miss the elderly quiet Biden yet?

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12h

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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he_art_dave🚫👑🚫 @producerdave.bsky.social · 13h

Meme. Text reads aaaaaaaaa. On Tuesdays we scream into the void. And theres a car with his mouth open.

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#FreeLink — p o t z {er} 🐉🦝 @handle.invalid · 8h

reminder to those who may not know:

1) we don’t *ever* haggle for art or other goods and services being sold by a small business regardless of their chosen medium

2) Deeny’s art is worth ten times what they charge for it so either pay the sticker price or shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 9h

Apparently Doomkick told someone that I got mad at him because he didnt want to pay my "high price for such a small artist" in truth, I asked him what seemed fair, he gave me a price and I agreed. Fuck you for trying to come for my professional reputation, dipshit

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 8h

So they found trump?

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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 8h

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Scientists just found a molecule that could stop Parkinson’s in its tracks

Researchers have designed a peptide that prevents the deadly misfolding of alpha-synuclein, the protein behind Parkinson’s and some dementias. In lab and animal tests, it stabilized the protein and im...

www.sciencedaily.com

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 10h

Oh no leeches, I chew on pussy willow.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 26d

Hi, I’d like to make an appointment to forget everything please?

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 13h

That is true.

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 13h

I'm getting kinda tired

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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 14h

This.

StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 22h

When you finally run out of fucks to give.

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RotLDanielle Ryan 🎃 @danirat.bsky.social · 14h

Since i moved in my mom has been using my book collection like a library and she just asked for more books

Specifically

"More horny werewolf books"

Queen.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 13h

That's like number 77 of the shit hole ppl who've come from other platforms n brought icky vibes. I hate 99% of earth right now. I need a score card so I can delete these ppl ahead of major scandals.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 14h

Barack Obama Bosse

Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 16h

This is why the inflatable costumes works so well -- it works the same way calling them "weird" or "creepy" did. It disrupts their narrative, and makes them seem pathetic rather than cool-and-cruel.

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

in a parallel universe cake is good for you, cancer is nonexistent, and reading the news doesn’t make you crawl into traffic

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