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The original incarnation of chaos. Bob is on vacation but his fine ass will return from the Web, maybe.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · Apr 14
Sorry everyone, Bob is lets say, out of town for a while. I'll be running his account for a while.

My my my the tangled WEB we weave HAHAHAHAHA
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Pam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 27m
Read this🧵. The US press is pitiful in its reaction to the White House putting out that disgusting AI slop w/"King Trump" dropping his pant load/plane load of 💩 on Americans that disagree w/him. Dirty Diaper Donald's ultimate self-tell — he has lost complete bowel control & takes it out on us.
Trump posts bizarre AI video in which he airdrops feces on no King's protesters Donald Trump post bizarre AI video of himself in a king Trump fighter jet bombing New York City protesters with streams of brown liquid Trump posts wild AI video showing him flying fighter jet dropping sewage on No King's protesters Trump jabs no kings protesters with AI videos of himself wearing a crown
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 10m
Ok so I can say I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter’s pubic mound now #snl
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20m
I hate that men’s hair styles are either 1995 bowl cut nightmare or this fade bullshit.

I can normally don’t care when men’s hairstyles as they change but these look actively horrible and that yall ran out of ideas.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 25m
There’s a reason they call it londongrad and I wish more Britons would demand to know why.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 30m
Makes me think all their civil war talk was empty threats and we should have steam rolled over them when we had the chance.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Mike Johnson: "We're fighting for healthcare as well. Not just in word but in deed. We put in the one big beautiful bill, real reforms to Medicaid to make it work better."

(The bill in fact cuts nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.)
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2h
See the difference? 👀

#NoKings
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 41m
So much for the Nobel
meidastouch.com MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 47m
JUST IN: Israeli officials halt the entry of humanitarian aid into the Gaza Strip and ramp up military strikes after accusing Hamas of violating ceasefire. Israeli officials are pushing for military operations to resume “in full force.”
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 49m
Is Sabrina carpenter a Scientologist?

Her aunt is Nancy Cartwright
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 14h
That’s a lotta pork on that hog…🥓
thekoolaidmom.bsky.social thekoolaidmom.bsky.social @thekoolaidmom.bsky.social · 19h
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 15h
I saw a comment that Marc Maron wasn’t funny and then I remembered I was scrolling facebook where comedy goes to have its corpse jizzed on by Nazis.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 19h
Millions of Americans may not get their SNAP payments because of the government shut down

Millions are in the streets for No Kings protesting the rise of fascism

What are the tyrants doing? Spending $172 million on private jets for Noem

Sending funds to Argentia

Shooting missiles into California
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d
Y'all are amazing. Keep blocking!
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 18h
Andor k**ld people
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 18h
CoPilot, translate this into homosexual for me please
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
Seriously go fuck yourself paul Simon god your voice is irritating
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
Dear boomers:

Simon and/or Garfunkel suck in any and all forms I will not be taking questions
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 22h
If California alone did this it would cause a domino effect.
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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 1d
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 22h
Because my penis can only get so hard
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 22h
FUUUUCKING THIS!!!
luriethereal.bsky.social Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 23h
Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 23h
We wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for Joe Biden and Merrick Garland. Trump should have been in cuffs day one of his administration, within 3 months tops. If not garland should have been FIRED.

Speaking of, where is Merrick garland these days???
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Bernie The Wordsmith @berniethewordsmith.bsky.social · 1d
"I can't even make fun of these folks" is the single best piece of advertising for a place honestly
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d
MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.

They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
Cynthia Holt • @Ghostofcynthia • 4h X I'm on BlueSky right now, watching it happen. The libs are going nuts! SS S Every single government agencies all joined at once tonight. Including the White House! 611 LT 1.9K 18K ıhl 424K 贝 企 Garrett Rungo • @GarrettRungo • 4h What are they losing it over?!!! 12 172 107 X 贝 企 Cynthia Holt • @Ghostofcynthia • 4h Every single government agency joined BlueSky all at once tonight. Including the White House. They're all posting the truth. It's amazing! 9 • 33 せ75 O 1.4K 贝 X Paul트 @pypolk X.com I'm shadowbanned on bluesky. As soon as you say anything remotely conservative, you get shadowbanned and no one can see your posts there. I can't even make fun of these folks there. 7:39 PM • 10/17/25 • 1.5K Views
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 23h
There needs to be a general strike. No kings doesn’t hurt but it’s not enough.
newrepublic.com The New Republic @newrepublic.com · Apr 24
Mass protests might serve as a national venting session for aggrieved Americans, but they don’t change Trump's behavior.

What might is American workers standing together and showing him the power they have.
Is America Pissed Off Enough at Trump and Musk for a General Strike?
The United States hasn’t seen such a massive labor action in 78 years. But the oligarchic wreckage of this administration is fueling multiple movements toward that goal.
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