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@bobtheguardian.bsky.social
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The original incarnation of chaos. Bob is on vacation but his fine ass will return from the Web, maybe.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · Apr 14
Sorry everyone, Bob is lets say, out of town for a while. I'll be running his account for a while.

My my my the tangled WEB we weave HAHAHAHAHA
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 12h
That’s a lotta pork on that hog…🥓
thekoolaidmom.bsky.social thekoolaidmom.bsky.social @thekoolaidmom.bsky.social · 16h
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 12h
I saw a comment that Marc Maron wasn’t funny and then I remembered I was scrolling facebook where comedy goes to have its corpse jizzed on by Nazis.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 16h
Millions of Americans may not get their SNAP payments because of the government shut down

Millions are in the streets for No Kings protesting the rise of fascism

What are the tyrants doing? Spending $172 million on private jets for Noem

Sending funds to Argentia

Shooting missiles into California
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d
Y'all are amazing. Keep blocking!
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 15h
Andor k**ld people
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 15h
CoPilot, translate this into homosexual for me please
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 18h
Seriously go fuck yourself paul Simon god your voice is irritating
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 18h
Dear boomers:

Simon and/or Garfunkel suck in any and all forms I will not be taking questions
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 19h
If California alone did this it would cause a domino effect.
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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 22h
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 19h
Because my penis can only get so hard
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 19h
FUUUUCKING THIS!!!
luriethereal.bsky.social Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 20h
Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
We wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for Joe Biden and Merrick Garland. Trump should have been in cuffs day one of his administration, within 3 months tops. If not garland should have been FIRED.

Speaking of, where is Merrick garland these days???
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Bernie The Wordsmith @berniethewordsmith.bsky.social · 1d
"I can't even make fun of these folks" is the single best piece of advertising for a place honestly
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d
MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.

They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
Cynthia Holt • @Ghostofcynthia • 4h X I'm on BlueSky right now, watching it happen. The libs are going nuts! SS S Every single government agencies all joined at once tonight. Including the White House! 611 LT 1.9K 18K ıhl 424K 贝 企 Garrett Rungo • @GarrettRungo • 4h What are they losing it over?!!! 12 172 107 X 贝 企 Cynthia Holt • @Ghostofcynthia • 4h Every single government agency joined BlueSky all at once tonight. Including the White House. They're all posting the truth. It's amazing! 9 • 33 せ75 O 1.4K 贝 X Paul트 @pypolk X.com I'm shadowbanned on bluesky. As soon as you say anything remotely conservative, you get shadowbanned and no one can see your posts there. I can't even make fun of these folks there. 7:39 PM • 10/17/25 • 1.5K Views
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
There needs to be a general strike. No kings doesn’t hurt but it’s not enough.
newrepublic.com The New Republic @newrepublic.com · Apr 24
Mass protests might serve as a national venting session for aggrieved Americans, but they don’t change Trump's behavior.

What might is American workers standing together and showing him the power they have.
Is America Pissed Off Enough at Trump and Musk for a General Strike?
The United States hasn’t seen such a massive labor action in 78 years. But the oligarchic wreckage of this administration is fueling multiple movements toward that goal.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
Suspended already.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d
Annoying to think that all these new government accounts are run by bored 20-year-old groypers drawing GS-14 salaries
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
This is gonna be delightfully enraging isn’t it???
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 20h
When I turned 18 the most powerful thing I learned was that I was under no obligation to spend anymore time around people who tormented me.

Sometimes you just gotta walk away.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 21h
It’s already on a block list I can’t even see it
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 21h
Sit down dipshit
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 1d
Sora proves the AI bubble is going to burst.

Watch the full video on YouTube: youtu.be/55Z4cg5Fyu4
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 1d
Concrete demands with consequences like a general strike would have been better. This will be forgotten just like the last one.
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Hexadecimal @bobtheguardian.bsky.social · 1d
If your so dumb then why aren't you sitting on my face?
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