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@benfields.net
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🇺🇸immigrant in LDN recovering academic Trying to understand humanity with data, music, libations Might not be looking in the right places – currently: Head of Data @lakaHQ previously: @bbc @futurelearn @funandplausible cf https://assemblag.es/@alsothings
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nameshiv.bsky.social
I would raise the Titanic from the bottom of the Atlantic and have it transported to the Pacific and dropped into the Challenger Deep
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
benfields.net
A full supply chain such that I had an always present on demand stash fresh corn tortillas, here in the-best-we-can-do-is-Old-El-Paso London
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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notalawyer.bsky.social
this is the path to profitability for OpenAI. wait until users are furiously jacking to their AI girlfriends and then start charging them per message.
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
cool do you have anything for spam texts
screenshot of a text message:

(Today 4:06PM)
Hi it's AT&T. Tired of spam calls? ActiveArmor is free
benfields.net
I'm also observant enough to know that they don't think this is hypocrisy because in their view using power is always legitimate when they do it and never legitimate when used by an opponent, because they are fundamentally antidemocratic
benfields.net
I'm old enough to remember when these exact people lost their minds at the idea that members of the Democratic Party, when in power, asked for social media posts to be taken down for eg. public health reason.
yasharali.bsky.social
Statement from AG Pam Bondi:
Statement from AG Pam Bondi: 

“Today following outreach from the DOJ, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target ICE agents in Chicago. 

The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.”
benfields.net
I have sometimes wondered if, years ago, journalists just refused to move past this how things might have gone. Just every time a Republican (or some talking head on the right) say democrat party just sit on "Do you mean the Democratic Party? I'm not familiar with this democrat party" forever
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly.

I wonder how they got to this editorial decision?

Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again.

join.greenparty.org.uk
Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.
benfields.net
one hundred percent read this as 'furniture kink' and unsure what that says about me
benfields.net
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand:

"Improving ML into AI"
sarah-krienen.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand:

"Provenance: Anonymous Swiss collection"

🏺
cjfrieman.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

"landowner used an excavator"
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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sundersays.bsky.social
"Elon Musk, X owner and advocate of civil war" would be a useful shorthand to adopt, until he retracts his call for pre-emptive political violence in our country as an existential necessity
benfields.net
why does the British government still treat X like a neutral platform
sundersays.bsky.social
Elon Musk (the X-owner and advocate of pre-emptive political violence) is funding the legal fees of his ally Tommy Robinson (the activist who last month platformed Musk's call for civil war in Britain)

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins
Far-right activist is accused of refusing to comply with counter-terrorism police request at Channel tunnel
www.theguardian.com
benfields.net
Chicago is really bringing some let-this-radicalise-you energy to the current situation
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foreverwars.bsky.social
“If Israel wants to actually prevent the next October 7, in whatever form it will take, it must free Palestine,” writes @attackerman.bsky.social. “The rest is commentary. Or avoidance.”
‘The Barbarism of The Enemy’
Notes on the third ceasefire, and prayers that there won't have to be a fourth. Free Marwan Barghouti. Free Palestine
www.forever-wars.com
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tef.bsky.social
it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
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katz.theracket.news
There were at least two ceasefires under Biden! In which more than five times as many living Israeli hostages were released in exchange for 240 Palestinians! Has everyone forgotten this?
coffeeindiana.bsky.social
Also, ceasefires have happened under prior Presidents! The day he gets Palestine their own country he can be told he's the most special boy deserving of a shiny prize.
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edzitron.com
Here's the thing: nobody has built a gigawatt data center. They do not exist. Nobody has an open date on a 1GW data center. Even Elon Musk cannot afford to just *build* a 1GW data center and needs a weird SPV with NVIDIA. Nobody has the power for a 1GW data center. it's all bullshit!