Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟 Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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yes but does it have Vitamin R?
screenshot from The Simpsons with a photo of a container of "Malk - Now With Vitamin R"
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PRO-TIP: If you want to test a condom’s holding capacity, stretch it out and put it over your head. You will slowly suffocate and perish, thus saving you from the inevitable subpar sexual experience and 13% chance of unwanted pregnancy that follows.
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
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You know who else was a Young College Republican?

Ted Bundy
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God won't let me have a perfect body because he knows I'll just sell it on the internet
Has NPR finally developed a spine given both-sidesing every issue and gargling Trump’s balls didn’t help them secure funding?