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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 1h

Haircuts really do make all the difference because I just got through all of s4 of The 100 not recognizing Gaia but the MOMENT s5 cut her hair off I was like "oshit that's Prudence from Sabrina"

Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 1d

About 90% sure this new bag of creme brulee flavored coffee I just opened is actually a mislabeled bag of blueberry muffin flavor. I can not express in words how much I already dislike artificial blueberry but put it in coffee and it apparently tastes like a fish someone cured inside their asshole.

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 5d

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

Y'all remember that FB settlement bullshit? When I entered my payment info I was already using chime.
Chime is not compatible with zelle and never has been.
They just sent the money on zelle.

SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK FOR MY BANK AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY MONEY?????

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9d

Someone send me a pizza?

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

"30-top at 9"

david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 9d

actually i’ll go for a universal one:
“hey, let’s sync up”

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 13d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸🐝🦄 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 10d

As we get more reports of ICE thugs detaining Americans, it should be noted that Timothy Snyder made it crystal clear from the onset of ICE raids that NO ONE would be safe.

People tell ICE: "I'm an American." They illegally detain us anyway.

Bc WE already let them erode due process for immigrants.

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10d

Never doubt my ability to leave the house looking like I was just thrown from a moving vehicle.

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 9d

i'd rather have a third season of peacemaker than "the story will continue in the movies"

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jeff @j4man.bsky.social · 9d

the world would heal if more men were having hot sweaty sex with other men just saying

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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 9d

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

I cant forget because my own living space reminds me every day.

Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 10d

Sometimes I forget that not all gays are naturally good at decorating

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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 9d

Love Tylenol. Give me extra tism idgaf just get rid of this fucking headache

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

Oh I could never be "The rapture is coming!" insane. I was thinking something more reasonable. Like "the sun is an illusion spell" or "the blood bank is actually a front for a band of horrible mosquito-men"

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

I'm considering going insane, but first I need to pick out a conspiracy to rant about any time someone approaches my little patch of sidewalk. Alien conspiracies feel too cliche, but government conspiracies feel too believable.
Suggestions?

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

Hole... Bread... Can the anus get yeast infections??

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 9d

Tryna flirt like

a woman with glasses and purple lipstick is smiling

Alt: Leslie Hall in her tight pants/ body rolls video

media.tenor.com

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9d

GDI now my brain is going to be repeating "watch out for my body rolls" for like a week, thanks 😂

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 10d

I recently finished replaying the entire myst series and thought I would give Schizm a try
Do not recommend. The acting is dog shit and most of the puzzles are so ridiculously obtuse that it's literally easier to guess and check than to actually solve them.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 11d

The worst part of being mildly allergic to basically everything is having no sense of smell and having to deal with things like "husband is out of town so I didn't notice the milk going bad until AFTER using some in my coffee and now the toilet has been my closest companion all week"

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12d

Like this is why I hate people. The guy who bullied me the LEAST in 2nd grade can remember my name and reach out SOLELY to sooth his own ego when I didn't even remember he existed, but god forbid people who called themselves my friends see a missed call after years and think "hmm I should say hi"

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12d

Tuesday in a fb call with husband my ear managed to add every person I have ever messaged. It was funny when it happened but now I'm like damn 200 people who lost my friendship because they always ignored me unless they needed something "heard from me" for the first time in years and.. ignored me.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13d

I hadn't seen the ads for this season, just saw a banner ad for the first time and excuse me WHY IS ATHENA IN SPACE.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 15d

You have my deepest sympathies, it was terrible watching my grandma go through it and I wasn't even there for the last few days, I can't begin to imagine how much worse it is actually being there at the end.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 16d

Husband just texted from the airport that fuckin TRIXIE AND KATYA just walked past him and now I'm like God damn it I should have said screw the money and said yes when he asked if I wanted to just eat there before driving home

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