Campcrow
@campcrow.bsky.social
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Professional survivor at this point Just here chillin Hoarder of physical media Say hi I don’t bite
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campcrow.bsky.social
Welcome to my bluesky!
campcrow.bsky.social
I should like definitely be in therapy cuz like nobody talks about the sword of Damocles that is growing up KNOWING you’d need a kidney transplant and that being beaten in early. Like my uncle had his Christmas Day 92 the year I was born. His is still going. I’ve had 2 so I never imagined future
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seeyouinnj.bsky.social
Jobs are stupid and they should be illegal
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bomtellino.bsky.social
Spent an hour on and off with Spotify online support just trying to find out where to file feedback re: ICE ads. After asking what the feedback was, all four reps ended the chat immediately when I mentioned ICE. This has to be direction from above. Save your time and just cancel now.
campcrow.bsky.social
Just saw a librarian “bookish hot take” and this older lady said “James Patterson needs to slow down” and I’m like….. girl you’re working in a library and you haven’t figured out every one of those books is ghost written???
campcrow.bsky.social
Twilight basically goes from zero to married in the span of 5 months then 10 months and really glosses over how he coulda been around her if she had her period and shit. Like that shoulda made him kill her instantly no? Or are they against pussy blood as a species?
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landbeforetim.bsky.social
Therapist: Trump’s Neckussy isn’t real and can’t hurt you

Trump’s neckussy:
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
campcrow.bsky.social
Oh hun…..you can’t hurt me. I was at university when the Harlem shake happened.
campcrow.bsky.social
Idk the more I look at the state of the world it’s like would a reasonable person wanna stay here?
campcrow.bsky.social
My favorite response to this:
Screen shot from “grace and Frankie” where Brianna is saying “seriously, how many times do we have to celebrate that Allison took a load? I’ve taken tons of loads, nobody’s ever thrown a party for me”
campcrow.bsky.social
Walmarts gonna let you buy stuff through a chatbot. So I wonder if I could get the programming to sell me a switch 2 for a dollar. I bet I could convince it.
campcrow.bsky.social
I will write a full post out and delete it cuz even tho we’re friendly on here I’ll still assume yall hate me and I shouldn’t respond
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
campcrow.bsky.social
If you think I’m sitting through 3 ads for a fucking Lego video with less than 5k views you can go fuck yourself.
campcrow.bsky.social
Why is beauty school dropout stuck in my head
campcrow.bsky.social
Slept wrong mid day and now I can’t move my neck to the right. Is this middle age cuz it fucking sucks. Put me out of my misery now please
campcrow.bsky.social
Oh good! The merkin is back! Ya know. Wigs for your bush for Victorian prostitutes to pretend they didn’t have VD and syphilis
brattyboy.bsky.social
the ideas are running out…. and the worst part is everyone’s gonna sell them out
campcrow.bsky.social
Controversial take as a bottom but I don’t get fisting. Like if you do, love that for you and let your freak flag fly but personally…..I have no interest in being a muppet. My hole ain’t supposed to do that
campcrow.bsky.social
Also if anyone cares a degrassi mini came up while I was scrolling so now I’m watching it on hbo
campcrow.bsky.social
Hun! I love your hair! No one told me flat and lifeless was the new look
campcrow.bsky.social
Hun! I love your hair! No one told me flat and lifeless was the new look
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milheril.bsky.social
BREAKING: There are Nazis in the Nazi Party
politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
campcrow.bsky.social
I wish I looked hot to me
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decherd.bsky.social
Friendly reminder: Im not on any dating apps. If you see a dating profile using my pics, dont fall for it and report them!
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nickspeth.bsky.social
Ceasefire just means "back to mowing the grass."
campcrow.bsky.social
Playing Mari kart world. Fun learning in really shitty at Mario kart but in my defense I didn’t have it as a kid