Campcrow
@campcrow.bsky.social
Professional survivor at this point
Just here chillin
Hoarder of physical media
Say hi I don’t bite
Just here chillin
Hoarder of physical media
Say hi I don’t bite
Pinned
Tryna look presentable at family thanksgiving an instead I have republican hair
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tryna look presentable at family thanksgiving an instead I have republican hair
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Ready to get stuffed 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ready to get stuffed 🦃
Prison systems just replaced mental asylum systems because they could get more of the black population into them
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Prison systems just replaced mental asylum systems because they could get more of the black population into them
I love when hot bot accounts or like follower farmers follow me on IG or something like yeah….did the 5 pictures of my dog and one of me draw you in? Fuck OFF
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love when hot bot accounts or like follower farmers follow me on IG or something like yeah….did the 5 pictures of my dog and one of me draw you in? Fuck OFF
Gay dating site that pairs me up with a power lesbian who wants a kid. Cuz like I wanna be a stay at home kinda dad. I think I’d be good at it and finding a man ain’t working so….
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Gay dating site that pairs me up with a power lesbian who wants a kid. Cuz like I wanna be a stay at home kinda dad. I think I’d be good at it and finding a man ain’t working so….
If you have motion smoothing on your tv don’t ask me to come watch a movie……cuz I’ll bitch and I will be mean to you for not turning it off. Like nah babes I didn’t ask for a soap opera
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you have motion smoothing on your tv don’t ask me to come watch a movie……cuz I’ll bitch and I will be mean to you for not turning it off. Like nah babes I didn’t ask for a soap opera
Apparently reviews of stranger things seems like it sucks which….i mean valid. The pilot was shot when Obama was still president. So maybe the world the finale exists in is so shitty compared to where it came from that’s why. It’s been 10 fucking years
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Apparently reviews of stranger things seems like it sucks which….i mean valid. The pilot was shot when Obama was still president. So maybe the world the finale exists in is so shitty compared to where it came from that’s why. It’s been 10 fucking years
Idk if yall know this but like……you can just do whatever. Go eat a full cheesecake at 7:31 pm. Take a 9 hour nap under 3 comforters and live your best lives none of it matters really
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Idk if yall know this but like……you can just do whatever. Go eat a full cheesecake at 7:31 pm. Take a 9 hour nap under 3 comforters and live your best lives none of it matters really
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Apparently I look like a truck driver according to my work colleagues
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Apparently I look like a truck driver according to my work colleagues
I feel like I’ve done reasonably well for 33 in what I’ve accomplished and also feel like I’ve done nothing this far. But I’m also fine dying cuz labor isn’t my dream
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I feel like I’ve done reasonably well for 33 in what I’ve accomplished and also feel like I’ve done nothing this far. But I’m also fine dying cuz labor isn’t my dream
Snowing!!! First time in a while and I’m glad. Cuz I didn’t want it two years ago when I was fresh outta transplant with a cath up my dick and wearing shorts and shit but I want festive white Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Snowing!!! First time in a while and I’m glad. Cuz I didn’t want it two years ago when I was fresh outta transplant with a cath up my dick and wearing shorts and shit but I want festive white Christmas
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
Drive through, raw as hell
a woman is sitting on a couch with the word glamorous behind her
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the word glamorous behind her
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
Drive through, raw as hell
Lacroix be like “what if a pear farted 4 houses away” when they’re thinking up flavors
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lacroix be like “what if a pear farted 4 houses away” when they’re thinking up flavors
Alexander graham bell doesn’t get the hate he deserves
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Alexander graham bell doesn’t get the hate he deserves
You’ll never know power like yelling at a doctor, to their face, for using tape your allergic to. Like I’ve seen shit that would break yall.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You’ll never know power like yelling at a doctor, to their face, for using tape your allergic to. Like I’ve seen shit that would break yall.
Thank god for Craig Parker showing his whole cock in Spartacus cuz like god damn haldir daddy also him in reign like fuck me up
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thank god for Craig Parker showing his whole cock in Spartacus cuz like god damn haldir daddy also him in reign like fuck me up
Turns out it’s less “winter is coming” and more “winter is here” today
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Turns out it’s less “winter is coming” and more “winter is here” today
Controversial take of the day from me is “autistic burnout” is just the new colloquialism term for midlife crisis. Where you just stop caring about the bullshit of masking everything is great because the reality is it’s all shit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Controversial take of the day from me is “autistic burnout” is just the new colloquialism term for midlife crisis. Where you just stop caring about the bullshit of masking everything is great because the reality is it’s all shit.
Remember pogs??? Did you have the baddest slammer?
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Remember pogs??? Did you have the baddest slammer?
I think the irony of the “millennials treat their dogs better” is a wild indicator of how a lot of people treat their kids. Cuz like “get a dog as practice” shows we’d be good at it but it’s too expensive
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think the irony of the “millennials treat their dogs better” is a wild indicator of how a lot of people treat their kids. Cuz like “get a dog as practice” shows we’d be good at it but it’s too expensive
I should be madder that I am just like in life in general huh
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I should be madder that I am just like in life in general huh
Is it really too much to just ask for a dick up my ass?
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is it really too much to just ask for a dick up my ass?
Stoned and all is right in my house
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Stoned and all is right in my house
I’m gonna be spiteful and vindictive
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m gonna be spiteful and vindictive