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icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW

yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it

no alts, we post like SLUTS
omg my bearpad order came with these stickers and I—
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
unfortunately sneakernight is stuck in my head

thanks, mall drag
I saw the face of god tonight
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I saw the face of god tonight
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mariah Carey: all I want for Christmas is you

me: well,
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
so was I just supposed to know—

yknow st Patrick’s day was always my favorite holiday 😍🇮🇪
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
maybe if I never get fully dressed I can miss work
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sweaty
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I don’t make a lot of money AND I’m irresponsible with it
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
how come I have yet to see someone make a zygarde pup hood
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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You know maybe Halsey made several points!!! Usually when I don’t like something I don’t keep talking about it but that’s just me 😑
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Unfortunately the way to my heart is through committing to doing silly little bits.
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m a faggot I need this actually
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I have to be alive again tomorrow??? And the day after that???? Stupid.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
also speaking of Metroid you guys ever just randomly remember how good dread is

because damn dread is a good video game
I forgot Metroid comes out this week smh I shouldn’t have spent so much money last weekend what was I thinking 😭
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I forgot Metroid comes out this week smh I shouldn’t have spent so much money last weekend what was I thinking 😭
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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hey girls any tips for squeezing meaning out of life when no matter what you can’t shake the feeling you’re gonna die any second
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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PSA: Copy Your Save In Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Before You Enter The Endgame.
PSA: Copy Your Save In Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Before You Enter The Endgame
No point of return
www.nintendolife.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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“girl save it” transcends gender
September 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Cut guys be like
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
wait please I can still be hot don’t unfollow
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
okay switching to Apple Music after showgirl came out really fucked with the Spotify numbers because WHAT
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Straight from the tap 💛
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM