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breakfast burrito enthusiast

@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social

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kev 29 PNW yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it no alts, we post like SLUTS

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1h

I just KNOW you’d be an incredible little spoon I just know it 👏🏻

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Danny @dmels.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes I just wish my friends were showing me their cocks 😔

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 5h

lowkey felt like throwing up all morning so I decided to take the rest of the day as a sick day 🤗

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 7h

had to explain the Wendy Williams “what was that” meme to my coworkers today

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 20h

she said I want to make history

and that’s what she did 🙂‍↕️

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20h

13 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘Red.’

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 20h

apologies for the feet jump scare

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 20h

finally my artist-alphabetized vinyl collection won’t be embarrassing anymore 😮‍💨

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 21h

and…dare I say…balls

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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 21h

cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 21h

I’m too delicate for rugby I think

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 23h

also who wants to love me

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

alright get over here

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

alright I bounced back who wants to get bred

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

well today kind of sucked! how is everyone else doing today 🤗

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

well today kind of sucked! how is everyone else doing today 🤗

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

the really damning question you SHOULD ask is did I buy a Costco sized thing of croissants just because ZA is French

who’s to say 🤭

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

did I just have a croissant as a bedtime snack? why do you want to know what are you, a cop

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tyler @professorplum.bsky.social · 1d

ohhh she did this for the gays

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 1d

fuck him, do whatever makes you happy!!

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

turns out having it as leftovers didn’t make it any less spicy! 🤗

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 4d

this extra spicy tikka masala is going to ruin me later I just know it 😔

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

did I know you were that tall omg i feel like I’ve learned this several times and im always surprised every time 😭

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

listen if I can’t actually play well it’s the best alternative 🙂‍↕️

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

wait why am I crying

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

I put the corn in bred 🙂‍↕️

breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

call me cornbread the way I’m—

it’s ya 🔪 final boy 😱 Nix🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 2d

cornbread is so basic but so good

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 2d

omg another short king I’m loving this prompt trend