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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 1h

They deserve an online exhibition

Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 1h

Barry Manilow will want it back

Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social · 1h

Bradley Cooper has a new face

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 2h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 4h

hearing they're putting protein in my lead powder

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 6h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 4h

It’s 19:35 & I’ve somehow managed to power through on that packet of biscuits and a banana

Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 5h

Shooting down Japanese planes isn’t as satisfying as the Russian sniper storyline, it just isn’t

Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 5h

Vanguard on the hardest setting it is then

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve put some CoD to shoot, burn and blow up some Nazis

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 8h

Is it the one that’s the same rhythm as a heartbeat? To be or not to be? Where art thou my Romeo…is that how it goes? Marlow did it better anyway 💅

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 8h

I have this sickness

ptklein @ptklein.com · 9h

Just sincerely typed out the phrase “long distance gym bro” I am not well

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9h

You’ll think of it again

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9h

Hahaha that typo tells you I do not have an A level in English (I’m not even sure what an A level is? Higher English?)

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9h

Migrants will now be expected to know what iambic pentameter is, a great day for the British publish & our King 🫡

András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 10h

Well this will certainly do it www.gov.uk/government/n...

Migrants will be required to pass A Level standard of English

Migrants will be required to pass tough new English language requirements under a law introduced in Parliament today.

www.gov.uk

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9h

2025 & I still have never thrown a spear

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 9h

THANK YOU!! You tried though, unlike most of these wimps! Legend!! 👏 👏 you’re only some practice away

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Spooky Matt Grote @mattgrote.bsky.social · 9h

It took me 10 minutes to get like an inch off the ground for 3 seconds at a time, I'm afraid you're simply skilled

A face that truly says why am I doing this

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve been given the opportunity to get £500 because I’m a carer, I need to tell them what I’m going to use it for:

1, a weekend away by myself
2, a monthly massage for however long the cash lasts
3, maybe both if I do a cheap weekend and less massages 😂

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve eaten a whole pack of biscuits in preparation to make a phone call I don’t wanna make

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 10h

Currently trying to get the vaccine for the clap here, apparently I’m not worthy

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11h

Doesn’t matter as none of that correlates to the system the person behind the desk at the vaccination place has 😂

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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social · 5d

Significant blow today for Stella O'Malley & her anti-trans advocacy organisation Genspect, as their spurious defamation action against Irish therapist, Leonie O'Dowd, is added to "The Gallery of Shame" by CASE (Campaign Against SLAPPs in Europe.) www.the-case.eu/gallery-of-s...

Gallery of Shame – CASE

www.the-case.eu

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11h

I had this last year so I’ve not bothered

ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 11h

well that's confirmed, then. GP surgery *and* NHS app both informed I was eligible for joint covid/flu jabs as a fulltime carer for two immunocompromised adults but on turning up for the appointment, computer says No.

nice joined up system.

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11h

The quote posts are exceptional! “Leathery neckussy” is perfect! “Moose out to the world” 😂

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 22h

A neck shouldn't have a lapel.

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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 13h

That word sounds incredible in my accent. “Naeb’dez”

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