Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
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Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Idk how the fuck but I just PR'd:
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
✅️ 5:34/mi twice
✅️ 344lbs for 1x3 on machine bench (sloppy but I'll take it)
✅️ 185 for 4x7 on rear delt fly
✅️ Goofiest face on a gym selfie
(@166lb bodyweight)
In an alternate universe where they made a cha cha slide movie, you see the same billboard at the train station as when you rolled into town: the sequel, "two hops this time." You worry your parents' marriage is failing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In an alternate universe where they made a cha cha slide movie, you see the same billboard at the train station as when you rolled into town: the sequel, "two hops this time." You worry your parents' marriage is failing.
I'm so close to posting actual thoughts and revealing my rich inner life. Scary! Here's my torso instead.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm so close to posting actual thoughts and revealing my rich inner life. Scary! Here's my torso instead.
Not the cuck chair in the home gym
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not the cuck chair in the home gym
Thankful for the privilege to put in the work
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thankful for the privilege to put in the work
Dipper takes after me (needy)
POV: I'm trying to watch tv and not paying attention to them
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dipper takes after me (needy)
Doing sports so everyone stops asking me how my thesis is going
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Doing sports so everyone stops asking me how my thesis is going
Treated myself to a chest pump
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Treated myself to a chest pump
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
Biffed it so hard lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Biffed it so hard lol
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
Shout out to all the wonderful grandmas who just followed me for cat content, sorry to disclose I'm actually a gay muscle wh*re but I'll try to appeal to both 🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Shout out to all the wonderful grandmas who just followed me for cat content, sorry to disclose I'm actually a gay muscle wh*re but I'll try to appeal to both 🐾
Just made myself uncomfortable realizing his name is Michael Mouse
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just made myself uncomfortable realizing his name is Michael Mouse
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Today Doodle decided to be the same size as Dipper
I looked cute today sorry
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I looked cute today sorry
my quad split said f*ggot
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my quad split said f*ggot
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Paced off a fast guy even though I'm not supposed to but he was super cool and we had a little chat and he made me feel really good about myself 🥲 thank you Gabe
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not fooling me with this "how big are you" trend. I have indeterminate mass and uncertain position.
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Feel terrible workout sucked being a wimp about it
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone else get that thing where your delts get kinda red/purple when they're pumped or am I weird
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fellas is it gay to let the soft animal of my body do the healing
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fantastic thighs on the timeline today. Thank you gay guys on my phone!