Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Tag yourself I'm the guy in the background looking into camera through the mirror
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tag yourself I'm the guy in the background looking into camera through the mirror
Talk about a bowl cut
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Talk about a bowl cut
He 100% was matching pace, I slowed it down a few times to keep my heart rate tamped down a bit and so did he lol. Definitely think he could have out run me if he wanted to. Had one of those lil water backpacks so you know it's serious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He 100% was matching pace, I slowed it down a few times to keep my heart rate tamped down a bit and so did he lol. Definitely think he could have out run me if he wanted to. Had one of those lil water backpacks so you know it's serious.
One of my straight friends commented this on all my shirtless pics for years :(
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One of my straight friends commented this on all my shirtless pics for years :(
You know what? I don't agree with my take here
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You know what? I don't agree with my take here
Fartin in the squat rack still better than curling
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fartin in the squat rack still better than curling
There's a cruising subplot?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There's a cruising subplot?
Theoretically but not if you've watched the season
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Theoretically but not if you've watched the season
I've done work in math foundations of AI and it is maddeninggggg to listen to people talk about, they're incredibly full of shit.
But yeah it's currently the latest investment bubble.
But yeah it's currently the latest investment bubble.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I've done work in math foundations of AI and it is maddeninggggg to listen to people talk about, they're incredibly full of shit.
But yeah it's currently the latest investment bubble.
But yeah it's currently the latest investment bubble.
Oh noooo don't wrestle me
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh noooo don't wrestle me
They're full of shit, they are the colon 💅💅💅
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They're full of shit, they are the colon 💅💅💅
Why are all your friends in a colon...
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why are all your friends in a colon...
Thank you slash yeah isn't that wild?
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Thank you slash yeah isn't that wild?
Lolllllll the bird in the beard too
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lolllllll the bird in the beard too