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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 3h

Recent trend of squirrels eating animals is unnerving

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 5h

Before the Weeknd retires his persona, I hope he gets to star in a remake of Dick Tracy

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 6h

Free him.

Illinois man arrested after pretending to be rocker
Sammy Hagar

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 8h

4-D chess, folks.

6-3 supreme court says if the founders didnt want a president to have an Infinite Money Machine they would've said so in the constitution

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 9h

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 9h

When Steph throws garbage into the bin from distance does he yell "KOBE" or his own name?

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 9h

"had to vote for this shitty R nominee or the next one might be worse!"

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10h

SGA can score on a 16 ft jumper any time he wants?

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10h

Nba games would be so boring if arenas didn't play music during all the stoppages

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22h

slow drip learning about Platner like

Tom in succession after asking “just to fend this off have you ever read Mein Kampf?” and the guy said “yeah, couple times”

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21h

I believe you! Just didn't see any results for it in 3 pages of search results for something like 'city parking privatization'

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21h

Only found results for Chicago selling parking meter revenue (for $1.1-$1.2B in 2008 to address a budget shortfall). Most results calling it a very bad or worst decision. Didn't see any other cities

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 21h

Chicago certainly did, but i don't know of any others. I'll check

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 22h

City governments probably love street parking and want to keep it too because of the easy revenue

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented Memory Implants as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created Memory implants from classic sci-fi novel :
Total Recall
5:49 p.m. • 08 Nov. 21 • Twitter

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

Indian nba fans celebrate DiWally Czerbiak

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 1d

everything about Trump would be too hacky and on the nose for fiction

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

If trump were a saudi prince his name might be omar tariff

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey can i get all the meats with egg whites, no cheese...do you know who i am? I built this place"

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

"Yayyyyy 🫤😐😶😔, what is this for again??"

Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 1d

There is no human being with less rizz.

Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 1d

This is why you’re all still up past 11 PM on a week night:

The triumphant moment when Edward Rogers, chairman of Rogers Communications, is presented with the William Harridge Trophy

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck to the Blue Jays

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

a crowd of people holding flags in a stadium with a man wearing a jersey that says ' russia ' on it

ALT: a crowd of people holding flags in a stadium with a man wearing a jersey that says ' russia ' on it

media.tenor.com

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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 9d

Daulton Varsho

meme of computer-generated baseball names from the ‘90s

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

American tariff policy

Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @ayosteve.bsky.social · 1d

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