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@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · May 31
You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 20m
No nut November?
No, thank you. 😘
Just another semi naked woman on the internet.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4h
I am not so much a suburban mom as I am a Subaruban mom
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 52m
Lily Allen has never been hotter.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1h
A slightly less spooky pfp.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 21h
I that’s just a bonus.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 21h
Someone was like, how can we make giving wedgies a sport? And then came up with rugby.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
😂
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
🥰 Thank you!
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
“When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."

- Avatar Aang

Happy Halloween!
A woman dressed in a cosplay of Avatar Aang. A woman dressed in a cosplay of Avatar Aang.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 1d
Poetry *chef's kiss*
Screenshot of back to back posts that read: Is this a typo I see before me. If you can't spell, do not hit on me.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d
Is this a typo I see before me.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
TL magic. ✨
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
😂
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
But you’re so pretty it almost cancels that rule out. Almost.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
If you can’t spell, do not hit on me.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
They’re so good. I can’t stop. 😮‍💨
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
Mmm. What about caramel tho?
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
Fudge covered ritz crackers.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
That might just do it.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 1d
Madeline is the new Jolene.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 2d
The only way.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 4d
🥹💙
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 4d
HAH! Okay. I’ve been had.
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 4d
That’s also more acceptable than a video with no audio.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5d
[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
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