Artix
artixlp.bsky.social
Artix
@artixlp.bsky.social
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A Donkey Kong enjoyer with too much time on his hands. Expect to see baseball, anime, hot(?) takes about video games. YT Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ArtixSA My blog: https://artix.bearblog.dev/
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It's Rise of the Golden Idol! We'll be doing solve videos like the last game, but not before you get a crack at solving the mystery yourself!

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Let's [Eliminate Hatred] and [Replenish Empathy] in Rise of the Golden Idol
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As we dive further into Crystal Caves, we learn more and more about the depths to which K. Rool is willing to sink in order to get his hands on the Kong's banana horde.

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DK64, Part 14: K. Rool Paid for WinRAR
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listen, it's extremely disrespectful to repost this without properly crediting Quantic Dream
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 22h
The 100 dollar game thing is always wild cause like what do you think is gonna happen? Games are gonna be bigger? There will be less microtransactions? Developers will be treated any better?

because lol exactly 0 of those things are gonna happen
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"This character is insanely hot for no reason"

The reason is someone wanted to design them to be hot, bro. This isn't rocket science. Stop shoveling Corn Flakes and graham crackers down your throat to suppress the horny and try being human for once.
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the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
We return to Rise of the Golden Idol in the third DLC, The Age of Restraint. This time, we're going straight to the source on Weird Lemurian Bullshit.

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The Age of Restraint, Part 1 - The Fruits of Disobedience
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say you get a death note and decide to use it for good. lets assume you are able to do that just fine, taking out evil guys, moving the world towards peace, defeating poverty etc etc thats not what i care about. what i wanna know is how long til you write "sports team i hate bus blows up"
We finally find ourselves in Crystal Caves (for real this time) and are immediately met with a most fearsome foe: The Quantum Banana

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DK64, Part 13: The Game Has Quit in Protest
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That was weirdly good??? We'll knock out the DLC world next time and probably play a romhack afterwards, since it looks like there's only 8-ish levels left.
Starting in about half an hour!
We're heading back to the DKC-like well with Marsupilami, a game that certainly looks the part if the trailers are anything to go by. Stream starts at 4 PM PDT (6 and change hours from now)

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Another DKC-like: Marsupilami Hoobadventure
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クラスチェンジ時の上着じゃない…?
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Chronopattern Dress Cynthia ✨
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the thing is that "banning US government accounts might cause the US government to look for some legal mechanism to shut down bluesky" sounds to me like an argument to do it. don't threaten me with a good time