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anotoriouspig.bsky.social
Aragorn: you have my sword

Legolas: and my bow

Gimli: and my axe

Me: and my cat
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mcbridetd.bsky.social
U.S. Military Kills 6 People in Boat Attack Near Venezuela, Trump Says

"The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
anotoriouspig.bsky.social
He died years ago, but he was apparently a great guy in real life
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anotoriouspig.bsky.social
There is no such thing as the perfect pictu-

well, fuck.
Harry, BOB, and Gordon having a chat
anotoriouspig.bsky.social
I just found out that "fingerhut" means "thimble" in German, and I have questions

I know what a fingerhut is, and it ain't no thimble
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
My birthstone is just an old almond I always seem to have at the bottom of my purse for some reason
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
anotoriouspig.bsky.social
He's been good as gold! It's my older boy who's been grumpy about her, but we're dealing 😘
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delaneyking.bsky.social
Laughing maniacally just doesn't seem to take the edge off anymore.
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anotoriouspig.bsky.social
I wrote a haiku
About cameltoe today.
Not a good one, though.
anotoriouspig.bsky.social
Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable
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granttanaka.bsky.social
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and