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Annie Craton
@anniezard.bsky.social
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston? 🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 8h
you know what it's been long enough. let's post the whole #bowuigi zine to the public

#bowser #luigi
illustrated book cover that reads "bowser + luigi are in love, so just try and stop me, n*intendo". bowser grips a swooning luigi in his meaty paw. an illustration of bowser in shock that the princess peach he kidnapped is, in fact, a luigi in disguise with clever use of a face mask.
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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 15h
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 10d
You can get that PROTECT TRANS YOUTH t-shirt, designed by @tombofnull.bsky.social, from @greenpeapress.bsky.social! Proceeds benefit Huntsville's Free LGBTQ+ Closet!
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Protect Trans Youth — Green Pea Press
Due to the very sudden influx of orders of this product, we are currently working to restock low quantities. We must have gone viral, y’all! Please sign up to receive a restock notifications. Thank yo...
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 5h
Jon’s normal body temperature is 96 degrees, I have long adapted to being the Heater in the relationship
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 5h
Fingers crossed buddy
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · Sep 22
Doomed lovebirds
A young woman with short hair done up in small pigtails and a pleated skirt stands a ways behind a young man with long and messy hair and wearing a very odd little tank top
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 17h
The opening number is mostly the same except there’s no tragic irony; everyone is just genuinely thrilled that the woggle-bug is finally dead
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 17h
ACT I of the hit new musical about an Oz character, WOGGLE:

VILLAGER: Is it true that you were his friend?
OZMA: What?
VILLAGER: Is it true that you were his friend?
OZMA: Ew! Gross. Absolutely not, YUCK.
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 1d
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 1d
Release the demon inside you that says you must have the Objectively Correct emotional experience with a piece of art
louceph.com lou-ellen @louceph.com · 2d
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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jade 🫀 comms closed @yellghoul.bsky.social · 2d
you can dl high res illustrations for wallpapers ! jadezhang.art/digiprints
graphic for various phone lockscreen wallpapers
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Nuri @actionhankbeard.bsky.social · 1d
Intergalactic Space Warrior Samus for the iam8bit 20th anniversary art show.
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 1d
The thing is I’m absolute garbage at that question, because whenever I try to consider myself, it’s like my brain forgets it’s ever even seen a muppet before. I BLANK.

My feeble guess is that I’m a Kermit, because I, too, am an anxious project manager who sings and often plays the straight man
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 1d
Y o l a n d a
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 1d
Dogg is that *better*
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t think I’ve been that thoroughly roasted in a LONG time, and they weren’t even trying to be mean! But damn.

One of the girl rats. The only human. I can’t decide which was worse. In either case, I was laughing for like five minutes SOLID about it.
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 1d
My friends and I were hanging out recently, and the “which muppet are you” question came up. One friend excitedly started labeling everyone else.

They get to me last, then say “Annie’s the one human.”

When I protest, they revise to “one of the girl rats.”
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1d
I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.
danglinghemmie.bsky.social skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 1d
food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d
Pikmin 4 – Update Overview (free Switch update coming in November) www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtB...

www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...

-Decor Pikmin
-Photo mode/in-game camera
-New Creature Activity Levels
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 3d
My thing with this game is I’m letting my toddler name all the pokemon.
A feraligatr named Roar (because he’s a “big dino”) A Litleo named Tractor because my kid loves tractors A Carbink named Socks, likely named after Bluey’s cousin Socks A Weepinbell named Chicken Coop (???)
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 2d
Later Alligator is 75% off right NOW! Want to kill time before Fionna & Cake with something that is not like that but maybe amusing?? Want to spite SmallBu by paying low cause you're still mad about the Owl House or something?? Well do I have the link for YOU-

store.steampowered.com/app/966320/L...
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Brad @blasternation.bsky.social · 2d
Something really cool at PRGE was the Art of Nintendo Power exhibit, which had some of the clay figures used in the cover photos. Look at this insanely high quality Dr. Wily!
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History@Disney @historyatdisney.bsky.social · 2d
Harriet Burns putting the finishing touches on the model for Pirates of the Caribbean for the Disneyland Resort
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Oakland Zoo @oaklandzoo.bsky.social · 2d
Good day to be Juniper the guinea hog, bad day to be a pumpkin! 🎃

How do you prepare for spooky season? Juni’s diving snout-first into the pumpkins... no spice necessary. 👻
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Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 2d
My yarn order won’t be here til Friday
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