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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️
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Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs. I have friends everywhere. #happiness #memes #sarcasm #animals #cats #dogs #humor #funny
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Looking for a starter pack of humor to lighten your feed? Start with this good, basics list. #funny #laugh #webcomics #humor #starterpack
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Dick Cheney? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!?
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?
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NPR @npr.org · 8h
JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
n.pr
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TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅

CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back!

NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅

VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅
GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅

Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
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All versions of Ebinezer Scrooge endorse Cuomo.
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DHS insisted that this man injured Greg Bovino's groin so severely that it took him 2 weeks to recover. Now, DOJ says it actually has no evidence to prove any of these claims, so it is withdrawing charges again him. Every day we learn that claims of injuries to DHS employees are simple fabrications
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Allowing myself to get misty eyed over other people’s political hope, as a little treat.
A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.

It was a little different last week.
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“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
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The bulls are happy!
Yes! No more sacrificing!
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Many are working too hard and still struggling...
Had a dream where I handed Gene Hackman a block of individually wrapped American cheese slices so that he'd have his acting "process."
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🇰🇷🇵🇸 #WATCH | A protest for Gaza and Palestine in Seoul, Korea
New Internet rule. If you post photos from the 1980s, you have to say how many bottles of aqua net are in the photo.