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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️

@angrypenguine.bsky.social

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Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs. I have friends everywhere. #happiness #memes #sarcasm #animals #cats #dogs #humor #funny

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · Apr 15

Looking for a starter pack of humor to lighten your feed? Start with this good, basics list. #funny #laugh #webcomics #humor #starterpack

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 7h

Oh election day, you brought me something nice. You shouldn't have. #cheney

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 7h

Dick Cheney? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!?

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 8h

I hear Hell elected a new VP

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 8h

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 8h

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 8h

Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 8h

There's a red wave I could get behind. Who's next?

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NPR @npr.org · 8h

JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84

Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 8h

Sooo Dick Cheney died. He doesn't seem to be such a big bad anymore given everything we've endured these last nine months. Didn't see that coming.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11h

TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅

CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back!

NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅

VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅
GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅

Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19h

The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23h

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 1d

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 15h

About right

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 15h

He went to Jared.

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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 15h

All versions of Ebinezer Scrooge endorse Cuomo.

4 different actors who played Ebenezer Scrooge in a side by side.

Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️ @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 15h

He died in 2016.

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KeepItReal @keepitreal24.bsky.social · 15h

Here you go:
www.newsweek.com/house-speake...

Mike Johnson's campaign contributions from company tied to Russia

The Louisiana Republican's team previously said it returned all the money it received from a company predominantly owned by Russian nationals in 2018.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 21h

DHS insisted that this man injured Greg Bovino's groin so severely that it took him 2 weeks to recover. Now, DOJ says it actually has no evidence to prove any of these claims, so it is withdrawing charges again him. Every day we learn that claims of injuries to DHS employees are simple fabrications