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Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs. I have friends everywhere. #happiness #memes #sarcasm #animals #cats #dogs #humor #funny
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Looking for a starter pack of humor to lighten your feed? Start with this good, basics list. #funny #laugh #webcomics #humor #starterpack
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Had a dream where I handed Gene Hackman a block of individually wrapped American cheese slices so that he'd have his acting "process."
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πŸ‡°πŸ‡·πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ #WATCH | A protest for Gaza and Palestine in Seoul, Korea
New Internet rule. If you post photos from the 1980s, you have to say how many bottles of aqua net are in the photo.
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As a dad who loves maths and Christmas (and bad jokes) I could not love this more.
The best part? Clocks fall back tonight so you have more time for extra innings. #baseball
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β€œThey were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress at a party .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress at a party .
media.tenor.com
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(googling) is it okay to run with scissors

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Yes, running with scissors can be a good option when you need to cut something quickly. Maintain a tall posture and drive with your arms in order to run faster.
That's a nice dog whistle you've got there, senator.
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Apparently there was a Gatsby party at Mar a Lago, while Trump is trying to kick 42 million off SNAP
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WIRED @wired.com Β· 2d
SCOOP: At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, representative Nancy Mace called police officers β€œfucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report. @jakelahut.writes.news reports:

Unpaywalled as per our FOIA policy:
Nancy Mace Curses, Berates Confused Cops in Airport Meltdown: Police Report
At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, representative Nancy Mace called police officers β€œfucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report.
www.wired.com
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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young man tries to get involved in politics and suddenly everyone is on his case
NEW: Five days after Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral campaign accepted a maximum $2,100 donation from Rabbi Marc Schneier in March, the campaign accepted a far more unusual gift: $250 from the rabbi’s five-year-old son.
nysfocus.com/2025/10/31/c...
Documents Shed Light on Cuomo's Five-Year-Old Donor
A child’s donation highlights New York's City's straw donor headaches.
nysfocus.com
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If you just banked that coffee money every week and denied yourself every other instance of life’s gastronomic pleasures, however small and ordinary, you could save enough to make the down payment on that starter house in [checks notes] five hundred and seventy three years
β€œAt the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
Point of order. It's not his bathroom. Noting for 341.96 million friends.
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My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it.

The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
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Finally watched Carnival Row. OMG Vi is the absolute worst character. Tourmaline and Philo should have dumped her and never looked back lol. The story would have been a whole lot less anna karenina angsty then.
a cartoon drawing of spongebob squarepants with a hat and tie
Alt: a cartoon drawing of spongebob squarepants with a hat and tie chewing on his fingernails
media.tenor.com
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good morning mr president, its time for your daily dementia test and mri…thats right sir because youre so healthy and smart now lets get you prepped