Andrew Lane
@andylaneauthor.bsky.social
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Author of over 40 books and many audio scripts. Ex-military scientific advisor. Father to one, informal foster-father to another nine. Bipolar Type II, acromegaly, asthma and gallstones sufferer. All-round decent bloke.
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andylaneauthor.bsky.social
"I *said* I wanted a Viennese Whirl..!"
littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social
In my dream I learned the number one rule of food service: never get in a helicopter with a customer
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I've got fifteen books by Edith Steve Cole and I never realised it was the Steve Cole I know!
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Can someone call the grammar police please?
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Ooh. That was co-written by that Lane bloke, wasn't it?
2broad2deeppod.bsky.social
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨

Come down to Project Eden, as @alexwilcock.bsky.social joins us to explore Lucifer Rising! 🌅

Is it more Twin Peaks than Poirot in Space? And is this the 1st multi-master story?

Have a listen to our thoughts below 👇

toobroadtoodeeppod.podbean.com/e/lucifer-ri...
Book cover of lucifer-rising
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Bless you, guv.
anghelides.bsky.social
That’s a good one, too! (You get a mention in my podcast interview as well.)
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Podcasts about other 8th Doctor novels are also available. Just go down one. Yes, that one. That one there...
anghelides.bsky.social
I enjoyed revisiting the writing of #DoctorWho The Ancestor Cell with Steve Cole in this podcast.

open.spotify.com/episode/0IpF...

Warning: may contain spreadsheets.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
The TV version is bugf*ck crazy.
annecomics.bsky.social
Yall ever heard of this lil comic “Preacher”?

I bet not, but let me tell you…you should hop on that, it’s some crazy shit so far
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Bought a pair of House of Marley earbuds a week ago. I've been intermittently trying to get them to work ever since, but they stubbornly wouldn't connect to any Bluetooth device. Took one last look before I returned them, and discovered two little bits of sticky tape across the recharging terminals.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
When do we think Trump is going to go for it and turn the White House into the Gold House?
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I remember buying the original Star Wars novelisation and being stunned by it's sheer scale. "They can't do this on film," I thought. "They just can't". But I was wrong.

But to address your question: what if you read the novelisation afterwards? Added nuances and depth.
nevfountain.bsky.social
I read the novelisations of the Star Wars, Empire and Jedi before I saw the films. But would I do that now, if tv tie-in books were still a thing? Is the tv tie-in book now so worthless that I now feel I would be cheating on a movie by learning its plot before seeing the film?
louiestowell.bsky.social
Got angry about a spoiler for a tv show. Realised I already knew the spoiler cos I read the book a while back. But had forgotten the spoiler. Does it count as a spoiler? And other philosophical questions at breakfast.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I'm looking forward to being there, having had to miss Eastercon for unfortunate reasons. Coming mob-handed, with my son and two of the feral 20-year-olds that live with us.
johnj.bsky.social
Not taking part in any panels at World Fantasy Convention, happily, but I'll be there! Meetings with authors and publishers, attending book launches, etc! And doubtless running into old chums. The Metropole knows us well, having been the venue for SF and Fantasy conventions since 1979...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Looked at another electric razer. Amazon proudly told me that customers who bought this item also bought multi-packs of pot-noodles. That does not fill me with confidence.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Just looking for an electric razor on Amazon, because I've shaved my beard off. Found an ideal one. Decided to check the reviews. First review was for a calendar. Second review was for drinks coasters. Third review said: "My wife and I bought several of these to go around our dog's grave". Hmm....
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Just looking for an electric razor on Amazon, because I've shaved my beard off. Found an ideal one. Decided to check the reviews. First review was for a calendar. Second review was for drinks coasters. Third review said: "My wife and I bought several of these to go around our dog's grave". Hmm....
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
I've picked quite a few of these for my Kindle over the past few years, because Amazon have a bizarre habit of randomly reducing certain Star Trek ebooks to 99p for a couple of weeks.
davidkitchen.bsky.social
Some comments on a podcast recently reminded me how much I enjoyed some of the Trek books, back when as a teen I was reading the DW Virgin books.
A few personal faves (which AREN'T Imazi, because everyone says Imzadi! 😂)
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Not, as far as I am aware, the oyster's natural habitat...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Which is ironic, considering that some people on here were clutching their pearls a few weeks back about the 'fact' that Nigel Farage and Reform were getting all the media attention. It all evens out in the end. These things shall pass.
liverpoolcomrade.bsky.social
My aunt - who is in her 70s - rang me to ask about Zack Polanski.

She never goes on the internet unless she absolutely has to. I mentioned Zack to her the last time we spoke.

Today, she rang me to ask about him and said "he's everywhere atm! on every channel!" 😆
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Or you could join Reform...
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
"I know the optics look bad..."
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Hey, I'm still waiting for a sequel to Condorman...
mousterpiece.bsky.social
Disney has tried so hard to make Tron into a viable franchise, but they did zilch with The Rocketeer. For shame.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
The trauma of moving all those books last time has made me decide to die in this house. Probably when all of my books fall on me.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
"I wish to raise a complaint about the lack of musical or terpsichorial entertainment during today's delivery..."
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
One of mine! (Well, half mine)
whos-ezra87.bsky.social
If any of my fellow Whovians are interested or looking for a new adventure to read then I’ve got some of my collection for sale.
andylaneauthor.bsky.social
Carved? Was it still there when you went back?
richardfallon.bsky.social
A literary Iguanodon at the Earth Sciences Library. Do any other libraries have dinosaurs or other antediluvian creatures carved into the furniture?