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God, he's got the congenital Trump smirk
Such punchable faces on those mfs
Baron is now fair game! He is no longer a child.
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Haven’t made a cooking with Dandy post for a bit. So please enjoy her gently coaching me while I prepare her meal.

Now with extra chirps!
The Others with Nicole Kidman
So creepy, psychological drama
Kat and I want to watch something spooky. Jumpscare or psychological is good, just want something quality and good and scary. Doesn't need to be new. I like indie bullshit (It Follows) and so does Kat (Late Night With The Devil; Creep) but it can be high budget. Like I tell my doctor, gore optional!
Grifters and Cons Tribute Ballroom
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
Eewwww
Eewwww
EEWWWW!
Lucky lady can kiss the face of the Lard and Savior!
And a much-needed buttplug
Trump doesn’t dance. Doesn’t need a ballroom. Whatever that herky jerk thing is that he does to YMCA isn’t dancing. Save us hundreds of millions of dollars. Somebody give him a disco ball. Also doubles as a soothing sleep aid 🤷‍♀️🙄
Valuables are probably already in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago...
Did anyone spot moving vans outside the White House recently that could have been used to remove precious, historic furniture, mantel pieces, fixtures, chandeliers, lamps, and portraits from the East Wing to safety?
Vanilla ice cream with Hershey special dark chocolate syrup and cajeta is hitting the spot right now!
Vanilla ice cream with fudge, frozen berries and whipped cream is underrated.
Mike can't remember anything when questioned by reporters but he remembers made up bullshit perfectly
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Mike Johnson calls No Kings the "Hate America Rally" and claims "it was funded by George Soros and co-sponsored by the Communist Party and many other nefarious groups"
I'm telling you, Donnie is going to host teen beauty pageants again--he needs the space!
Just think of it as trump demolishing Melania’s office space so he can build a disco
Would this convict pass an adoption background check?? Or maybe he's planning to just hit the park and steal a baby so he can "grow his family"?

Although that last bit does sound like test tubes and petri dishes might be his modus operandi
The criminal who just had his 7-year sentence commuted now says he's leaving NY because it's a dangerous place. Yeah dude, it's dangerous because a convicted felon was just released back on the streets.
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🟣🟣🟣 BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT 🟣🟣🟣

I'm in.
The Home Depot continues to allow ICE to terrorize the communities they pretend to serve. Let’s show them the same kindness we did to target!

use the website boycotthomedepot.network and the toolkit at bit.ly/boycotthomed... to spread the word!
This nincompoop turd can barely walk--what is his obsession with a ballroom??
What exactly is he going to do there--stage underage beauty pageants again?
Does lying about demolishing the entire East Wing of the White House with zero consultation with Congress, the National Park Service or anyone else something that will reach the low info voter who doesn’t watch the news? Will anything reach them?
Oh Dinesh, now that you're being aimed at with all this MAGA bullshit, you're all butthurt and fluttering your eyelashes and clutching your pearls--this hatefulness has been going on for years and you *just* noticed?
Girl, please
Where she always "works" -- anywhere she can bend over
Melania's "office" was in the East Wing. Now where is she going to "work"?
There's so much college football and porn to be watched, not to mention all of them have pages from the Epstein files that they have to bury in their back yards...
KKKaroline is certainly a suppurating gash--there's not a Zpack or antivenom strong enough to fix that pestilent skin sack
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I can't help it ... I have this visceral response ..
I am actually still shocked by this kind of speech oozing out of the White House like puss from a wound.
Well, she needs one to fly in and another for her wardrobe, makeup, botox syringes, on call plastic surgeon, camera crew and equipment...
The government’s still shut down and tens of millions of Americans are wondering how they’ll afford food in a few weeks, but don’t worry, Kristi Noem just got not one, but two new private jets.
Missed it by that much
jesus christ, man
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...