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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 36m

Or in the case of pixie stix, dumping the sugar directly into your open mouth

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 39m

We had purple and green ketchup and half our candies were various forms of licking things and dipping them in pure sugar dyed in colors that would make a toxic frog blush

jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 10h

A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me

A meme showing an example of a TikTok trend through two screenshots, one of a swingset captioned "Summer, 1998" and the other of a pot of jam on the stove captioned "Where sweets are baked, not bought." Under both screenshots is someone commenting "loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s"

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1h

We're going out to dinner tonight for my dad's birthday so good wine will definitely be had 🥂

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 3h

Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 2h

I was up all night last night with awful heartburn. Must have been caused by a demon who slipped out of the gates of hell as they opened to receive Mr. Satan Incarnate

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 2h

BYE BITCH 🎉

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4h

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 12h

anyone in Rochester know where I can get a Bills hat (preferably adjustable/unstructured like a New Era 9Twenty or "dad cap") in person this week but that doesn't cost $40? I will be in Florida for the next two games against Florida teams so I must broadcast my Bills Mafia status

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 12h

omg the inconsistency between when it will pop up as a half screen or full screen drives me nuts. My coworker managed to help me set up my own workspace to track the tickets I submit, but I tried to customize it to my own needs for project management and gave up

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 12h

I don't blame her one bit

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 12h

one hundred million percent

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 15h

I think they're bigger than the D&C at this point

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 16h

Of all the people I've seen leave NY to move south, I only know two couples who went to Texas, one was a move for a job, and they both went to Austin

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 16h

an easy promise because fucking nobody is moving from NYC to Texas lmao

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 18h

They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 16h

In case you're wondering how Trader Joe's gets their gluten free coffee cake muffins so moist, the answer is sugar, canola oil, eggs, buttermilk, sour cream, and brown sugar on the ingredient list all before the flour. Relatedly, I had a really bad tummy day today 🥲

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 20h

I early voted yesterday and my polling place RAN OUT of stickers so I just had to tell everyone out loud that I early voted instead

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 20h

As a millennial I see nothing wrong with that. A cool sticker is a cool sticker.

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20h

A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers

Alyssa Katz @alykatzz.bsky.social · 1d

A detailed analysis of who voted early, and where, from @haidee.bsky.social. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/02/e...

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Eyes on the Right @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 21h

Fry telling Bender (who looks incredibly beaten up), "You've been drinking too much, or too little. I forget how it works with you."

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

common misunderstanding, he means dosing quantities of ivermectin meant for a horse will cause cancer

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

I am too lazy to search myself but I bet all the people involved in this saga had opinions on Biden's prostate cancer diagnosis

Tom Turkey [redacted] DO 🦃 @tom.medsky.social · 1d

Even Scott Adams could figure out that Makis is a quack.

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 1d

Good for you for recognizing that, at least! I work with anything from acrylic to alpaca but inevitably people only take note with the nice yarn, lol. My current one is with merino/cotton that's $20/skein and I did get some on sale but I'm currently at $155 just in materials cost, no labor

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