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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · Jan 20

As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:

My all time favourite tumblr post which reads

“Anonymous said: kill yourself”

Response from socio—flower: “kill me yourself you fucking pussy”

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 5h

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 11h

NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4h

*no kings except this guy

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 5h

I maintain that the one that hit Chrétien was funnier because bro wrote “PIE Minister on it”

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 8h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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hatefulfaggot.bsky.social @hatefulfaggot.bsky.social · 12h

hello. 🥺

I am looking for 470 of my very close friends❗ 😔

will you help me❓🥹

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h

No I got it now lol but gd

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h

Yo what the fuck do you MEAN Fred durst was in I saw the tv glow?

I saw the tv glow cast:

Jack Haven as Maddy
Justice Smith as Owen
Fred Durst as Frank

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h

There see @mel.bzky.team I told you I could make it back to lesbian tok

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h

Lfg

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 9h

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday.

www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

C-GZPT Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Flight status, tracking, and historical data for C-GZPT including scheduled, estimated, and actual departure and arrival times.

www.flightaware.com

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11h

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Sal @sal-m.bsky.social · 1d

The last 2 games, was an exact replica of all the playoff games Blue Jays lost in the John Schneider era.
It's not just analytics, John has no feel for the game, and has always had a quick hook. The problem is his use of mediocre bullpen pitchers. In the playoffs you have to adjust, which he cannot

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

No no you’re cooking with this one

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 17h

my "if whiteness was rational it would include iranian peoples and exclude finns and hungarians ergo its all made up bs" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

Yeaaah I still hate that I didn’t put more effort into mastering French when I was younger.

Like obviously this isn’t French I just mean I hate being monolingual

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 17h

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

My feed used to be a lot of that tbh. Tragically it shifted at some point, despite best efforts.

This is still pretty good though

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

If you don’t make some effort to translate replies to you you’re missing out tbh.

“Technological diva” is an excellent burn lmao

A quote post in Portuguese which (approximately) reads “I can’t understand these things [potlucks] because you take the food already made and it stays there cooling??? Like all the chickens are already plated”

A reply to the post also in Portuguese which reads:

“I’m remembering here that day you brought 19kg of canjiquinha WITH THE ELECTRICAL PAN, technological diva”

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

That’s right. No discrimination allowed in a true court of law

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Rei Moela e o Mago Lagarto @eschodos.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo · 19h

eu amo que ela é uma aliada da causa trans, mas acima de tudo ela é uma aliada da justiça, e o martelo do julgamento cai sobre todo mundo de forma igual e justa

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a woman on TikTok whose whole thing is she’ll rate people’s contributions to potlucks and sentence them to either some form of reward, clemency, or DEATH ROW!!!

Anyway please enjoy.

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 17h

Anyway she’s pretty big there atp. it’s funny how such a relatively simple bit can just take over lmao. People submit stuff “for the court” now, you get videos like “pov im your uber driver and you’re going to a potluck” where the driver is freaking out cause he doesn’t want to be executed 10/10