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@aelkus.bsky.social
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"A complex decision is like a great river, drawing from its many tributaries the innumerable premises of which it is constituted." - HA Simon https://adamelkus.com/ + also @ aelkus on twitter all opinions my own but also your cat's
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markharris.bsky.social
It's the story of the last ten years--kiss his ass in the most debased possible way, and this is what you get in return.
factpostnews.bsky.social
Trump complains about his Time Magazine cover photo in new post:

"the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown... Really weird!"
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denam.bsky.social
"I WAS SO CLOSE TO REGULAR MEALS AND THE INTERNET RUINED IT, OF COURSE I'M DEPRESSED"
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phdgoblin.bsky.social
Bluesky has the juice tonight
aelkus.bsky.social
tom buchanan should have said this to jay gatsby
aelkus.bsky.social
au.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/woma...

always apply even if you don't have everything on the resume
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sciencehippies.bsky.social
smutty Murderbot images, checks out
aelkus.bsky.social
The Signalis girls are replicants so imagine 'robot' here being more like the twins from Atomic Heart
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themallkrampus.bsky.social
DOE a dark horse for producing the most “wtf” employee stories; DHS is predictable in some ways but with nuke people I always see their Deal described in a series of words that no human has previously produced that order.
aelkus.bsky.social
i guess we probably don't want to know
aelkus.bsky.social
ok is the "robot pornography" thing here a reference to the AI generator or the fact that its porn about robots
aelkus.bsky.social
"He was in a bad headspace when he accidentally uploaded his entire porn collection. He admitted he violated HR rules, but “did not think it was very wrong,”.....He also “asserted that his employer ‘was spying on him a little too much’.. and compared [it] to ‘the Spanish Inquisition.’”"
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aelkus.bsky.social
"The man was using his cellphone to look at AI-generated porn images, but the screen wasn’t big enough so he moved the pictures to his government computer... he had maintained a ‘giant compressed file with several directories of pornographic images,’ which he moved to his cloud storage drive"
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aelkus.bsky.social
" [the] DOE employee attempted to back up his personal porn collection. His goal was to use the 187,000 images collected over the past 30 years as training data for an AI-image generator [to] make better “robot pornography” but he uploaded it to the government computer by accident."
a frog says i 'm tired boss
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aelkus.bsky.social
"The 187,000 images represented a lifetime’s collection. “He stated that the sexually explicit images were an accumulation of ‘25–30 years worth of pornographic material’ he had collected on his personal computer,” he said. "
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aelkus.bsky.social
"As part of an appeals process in an attempt to get back his security clearance, the man told investigators he felt his bosses spied on him too much and that the interrogation over the porn snafu was akin to the “Spanish Inquisition." "
aelkus.bsky.social
I think Bezos had a somewhat lukewarm commitment to the idea of doing traditional industrial baron patronage, but ultimately lacked the real incentive and personality to do the sort of Andrew Carnegie thing
kashana.blacksky.app
Why would a billionaire want a functioning paper? Functioning papers cover shit like “did you know this billionaire makes his workers pee into bottles instead of taking a break” and “you pay way more tax than a guy with ten yachts”
uhactually.bsky.social
Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...
aelkus.bsky.social
ever since a follower mentioned this to me I've found something about it really funny. "Reborn as a space mercenary" makes me laugh when I say it out loud. Maybe I should read it
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calliope5431.bsky.social
Sudden vision of Robert W. Chambers (terrified, aside to Cassilda): "No scope? No scope!"
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brettfujioka.bsky.social
That’s also pretty much the Feminist reading of Fight Club as well. Like, Tyler Durden’s jeering remark about Calvin Klein models happens all the time among certain women.
abeardedpanda.bsky.social
I'm reminded of those comments about how manosphere shit is basically just men subjecting themselves to the same body image problems that women have dealt with for generations and getting one-shotted by it
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
A huge part of current twitter is eating disorder content for racist guys
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brettfujioka.bsky.social
Apparently most of Ryukishi07’s games possess Sekai-Kei elements? I wondered what a Sekai-Kei game would look like if it was targeted towards women…and Silent Hill f fits the bill? It reminds of what Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World would’ve looked like if Mieko Kawakami authored it.
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permadeath.com
An archbishop praising the "noble calling of law enforcement" is very funny in a medievalist sense
jackjenkins.me
NEW: Statement from Cardinal Blaise Cupich, Archbishop of Chicago, on ICE activities in the city.

Implicitly refers to tactics used by ICE/DHS as “unnecessarily aggressive” and “seem to be intended to terrorize and cause chaos, rather than fulfilling the noble calling of law enforcement.”
Here's Cardinal Cupich's statement:
In this moment it is important to state clearly that keeping the nation safe and respecting human dignity are not mutually exclusive. In fact one cannot exist without the other. The safety of a nation cannot come at the expense of violations of human dignity and surely the dignity of the undocumented can never be violated by unnecessarily aggressive tactics that go far beyond the task of apprehending people and which seem to be intended to terrorize and cause chaos, rather than fulfilling the noble calling of law enforcement. No one working in this noble calling should be put in the position of acting this way. Not only do they risk violating the dignity of others but such activity is beneath their own dignity.