Shit, I thought I was buying a Jackson Pollock painting but its actually a Kevin Pollak painting. It actually looks like something, I'm ruined.

I say it every time and I will say it again
GIVE
NANCY
THE
SHOTGUN

My God! I have the same code on my luggage!

Totally

I just want to say that it IS their shit and not their vomit, and also sharks are smooth.

Blood-sucker
Fame fucker
Sucking on a chili dog outside the tastee-freeze

I'm here for the bagfuls of banana runts

Reported

Thanks so much for doing this, Maura!

I'm an artist north of Boston telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints. I paint both large and small, and my originals are available in my online shop.
tishamark.com/shop

FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAVA: i wonder what this floor is made of

Thank you, Maura. For providing the space and extending the timeframe 🫀

I’m a fine artist and illustrator, but i’ve had to stop working because of progressive illness.

I finally have a print shop up (more will be added soon)

www.inprnt.com/profile/sara...

No I'm just erect to see you.

Does she play the mother or the car?

I am a lover of literature.

#ヤギ

This is kinda funny. A nerdy patent lawyer was unhappy with the options for home automation products, so he started his own company as a side hustle - with all open source firmware and explicit instructions for hacking. He has bulbs, plugs, and switches so far.

kaufha.com/about/

What show is this?

Aversion to complexity is a problem an individual has, that society doesn't need to and shouldn't cater to. There's a lot of shit that's too complex for me to understand but I just accept it because the smarter people say it's true. They also need to be comfortable with their own level of intellect.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

The people are demanding Stella's full ranking of Bond themes. Who are you to deny them?

Well the movies all open with the themes so I doubt any of them did.

I have been needing to get a new pair of green boots

I never really understood the appeal of climbing Mount Everest until i found out there's a bunch of dead bodies up there

Should I make this sticker? Would you buy it and deface your neighborhood with it?