Amber
@actuallemons.bsky.social
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"Slow Motion is Better Than No Motion" She/They 29 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 MDNI UIM RSN: weed lesbian I stream on twitch kinda regularly https://www.twitch.tv/weed_lesbian
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The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
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I shouldn't be surprised by anything he posts anymore but it feels so insane to be seeing a leader of any country post a video where they're dumping literal diarrhea all over their citizens. It's like a baby laughing while it fills it's diaper full of liquid shit except it's the fucking president
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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Thankfully the ham's onboard a.i. is a good therapist.
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number 651 in the history of the game mode to do it
without banking or trading (osrs) isnt that crazy??
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i bring women kissing to your TL but cute this time
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please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...
JAGEX STOLE MY HOME WORLD FOR GRIDDYMASTER SO WERE MAXING ON 474 INSTEAD, SAME TIME SAME PLACE THO <3 <3 <3 <3
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i bring women kissing to your TL but more explicit this time
i forgot to mention it will be at the apple orchard north of the hosidius market square
I will be maxing in 2 days!!! 10/16 4pm CST world 606 (ill be live like an hour before that if u wanna listen to me get sentimental about a video game)
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Hey King, I just wanted to say that I really appreciated the way you moaned at the urinal.
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