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chief screamologist & chaos bringer @ Eyes of Your Eyes -> https://www.youtube.com/@eoyeband ‪electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social‬ thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void "unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 18d

lol we're cooked
we're deadaf

Eyes of Your Eyes - DEADAF (Official Music Video)

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Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 2h

The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3m

dog in a wig 2028

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 26m

real conversation that just happened:

me: "dude's a fuckin NEEB"
"NEEB?"
"yeah"
"what's a NEEB?"

"not everyone eats beans"

"..."

yes, this is exactly what it's like knowing me

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 56m

hear me out: bananas

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 58m

the French are full of fat and protein

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

if I had a soul I would have buried that motherfucker by now

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

"you suck so hard you can't even search right" is a very 2025 insult

Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 5h

Examples of successful searches

Pedro Martinez
Pedro
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players
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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

I am now up to my elbow in the ass of a guy named Jerry and I'm not entirely certain how this became my life

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

does it do the same thing when I take a shit after I read your articles

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

I once wrote a script to keep replaying ads from a major retailer and clicking it just to absolutely destroy their ad spend and metrics reporting

we're talking nearly a million clicks in a few hours