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chief screamologist & chaos bringer @ Eyes of Your Eyes -> https://www.youtube.com/@eoyeband ‪electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social‬ thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void "unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 18d

lol we're cooked
we're deadaf

Eyes of Your Eyes - DEADAF (Official Music Video)

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · Aug 16

shut up, dick brain

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

weeks later (same person):
"we need a solution to this security issue"
[coworker sends internal whitepaper from 2022]

me: "I'd suggest making these changes"
"on what basis?"

"check the author"

it's me.

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1h

as a college dropout who does [highly visible sometimes-sensitive work/research], these are often funny to me

one semi-recent interaction:

"what is your degree in?"
me: "compsci, but I dropped out"

[look of visible disdain]

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h

Today a client asked where I went to college and when I told them they said "wow what are you doing here" and it made me regret switching my major from Face-Punching

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 2h

"hey, how are you?"

me: "somewhere between that boulder down the street and bon jovi"

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 2h

considering legally changing my name to "unfortunately" for the humorous effect of re-reading job rejection emails in this context

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 7h

Everyday I wake up and choose “eh”

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 3h

soemone whose farts sound like a can opening

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 4h

"THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVENT IN HUMAN HISTO-"

[::PAYWALL::]

news orgs, this is you.
this is how ridiculous you look

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 8h

why can I taste this picture

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 22h

I just said this out loud ty

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

the poor person who has to go through my stuff when I die is going to be so confused

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 5d

oh my god im annoying

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

I have repeatedly and publicly questioned the structural integrity of urine

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

"hey, how are you?"

me: "idk, like, five?"

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

episode 064

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

im getting my teeth darkened

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have a thermometer but this low grade fever is making my metaphors all strange

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

this has been my jam for like two days now
there's still a part of me that yearns to make stuff like this

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Charlie Brown

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

this hamburger definitely needs help

hamburger helper

YouTube video by PilotRedSun

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Anything can be meaningless if you’re too stupid to find meaning in it

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

I HAVE ARRIVED

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

RIGHT NOW SATAN

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d