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electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social
thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void
"unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube
electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social
thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void
"unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube
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Was hit with an unexpected nearly $4k car repair bill yesterday. Absolutely devastating. I still have waves of nausea.
We are working on a larger than life music video for our next song. Directors, actors, vfx artists, people donating time.. I want to pay them. I love art and creation.
We are working on a larger than life music video for our next song. Directors, actors, vfx artists, people donating time.. I want to pay them. I love art and creation.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Was hit with an unexpected nearly $4k car repair bill yesterday. Absolutely devastating. I still have waves of nausea.
We are working on a larger than life music video for our next song. Directors, actors, vfx artists, people donating time.. I want to pay them. I love art and creation.
We are working on a larger than life music video for our next song. Directors, actors, vfx artists, people donating time.. I want to pay them. I love art and creation.
I think I finally found a way to articulate how I feel
It feels like I'm stuck in a giant simulation and keep reaching the boundaries and it doesn't know what to do
It feels like I'm stuck in a giant simulation and keep reaching the boundaries and it doesn't know what to do
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think I finally found a way to articulate how I feel
It feels like I'm stuck in a giant simulation and keep reaching the boundaries and it doesn't know what to do
It feels like I'm stuck in a giant simulation and keep reaching the boundaries and it doesn't know what to do
at this point lets just change Thanksgiving to "consumption eve"
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
at this point lets just change Thanksgiving to "consumption eve"
sorely tempted to purchase and let god do his work
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
sorely tempted to purchase and let god do his work
Final Frustration VII
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Final Frustration VII
Figure 112: the universe has chosen this moment in time to freeze. Garfield waits impatiently for it to pass, not knowing the horrors of being crystallized inside a time prison.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Figure 112: the universe has chosen this moment in time to freeze. Garfield waits impatiently for it to pass, not knowing the horrors of being crystallized inside a time prison.
post-grunt clarity
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
post-grunt clarity
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jiminy cricket eaten by a cat
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
jiminy cricket eaten by a cat
there is something bizarre and surreal about seeing family parade event, hearing "turn down for what", and seeing cartoonish giraffes bobbing to the beat
I wish I did psychedelics so that I could explain this away
I wish I did psychedelics so that I could explain this away
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
there is something bizarre and surreal about seeing family parade event, hearing "turn down for what", and seeing cartoonish giraffes bobbing to the beat
I wish I did psychedelics so that I could explain this away
I wish I did psychedelics so that I could explain this away
advertisement parade reminds you to consume just before consumption holiday, gobble gobble
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
advertisement parade reminds you to consume just before consumption holiday, gobble gobble
is dangerously close to
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
is dangerously close to
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can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
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November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Would you eat a mountain? I would.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Would you eat a mountain? I would.
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You’d think eating batteries would get easier after a while but it hasn’t
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You’d think eating batteries would get easier after a while but it hasn’t
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Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now
January 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now
let the record show that records were shown
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
let the record show that records were shown
me: "man, I don't know, he's kinda 'acte'"
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me: "man, I don't know, he's kinda 'acte'"
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
"acte?"
"yeah, always counts the eggs"
"... what?"
"what?"
this is what it's like having the pleasure of knowing me.
you never know WHAT the hell is going to come spilling out of my face-hole
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I have NEVER felt so seen
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have NEVER felt so seen
tried to coordinate a meetup with a friend
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
tried to coordinate a meetup with a friend
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
me: cool, I'll see you at [time].
hours go by
me: what happened? you never showed?
them: oh sorry, I thought you meant you had to cancel!!
folks, we've done it
we have reached negative reading comprehension
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
google's perfect loop of recursive garbage-corpo speak
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
google's perfect loop of recursive garbage-corpo speak