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@jaspathemaltzu.bsky.social

🇦🇺🐾🐶💕👩🏻‍🎓ON DIS DAY: In 1976, former Austwalian speed bowler, Brett Lee, was born in Wollongong, NSW, Australia. Hims first pway’d a de state level in 1997-98 den Test debut’d in December 1999. Hims wetired in 2015. Hims gwew up near where Mum did, ten minnits up de woad. 🥰💕🐾

November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM

Carl, But Buh

@carldoonan.bsky.social

This Televised Li'l Terror says: "I'm semi-wetired dese days. My deadwy curse mostwy circuwates awound VHS cowwecting hipster-types." 📼📺👻

#DailyDoodle #Halloween

Whiteboard drawing of a long-haired ghost on an old orange CRT television, their claws coming out of the screen to grip the sides. The ghost is parodying the spooky girl from "The Ring," albeit with one eye and pointed animal ears poking through their long, scraggly hair. TV static fills the screen behind the ghost and the air around the device.

October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM

Flammable Thots

@flammablethots.bsky.social

In preparation for the tour #WeTired #Brandy #Monica
#TheBoyisMine

August 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM

🐶🐶🐶 Blurry da doggo 🐶🐶🐶

@blurrydawgo.bsky.social

Elmer Fudd finally gets a happy ending

Top panel: Elmer Fudd in a red sofa chair. He's presumably older, has more stubble, has a ring on his right hand, and is wearing glasses, a green turtleneck, brown sweatpants and bunny slippers with the eyes crossed out. He raises his right index finger to speak, saying with his signature rhotacism, "If you'we cuhwious, it's actualwy been a wong time since I, against awl odds, finawwy bwasted dat wabbit dead. Aftewards, I wetired fwom hunting, settewd down wiff my wovewy wife, and we've since puhsued other expewiences togethuh. Our fifteenth annivuhsawy is coming up soon, too."

Bottom panel: the camera pans over to have both the red sofa chair and an apricot one next to it in the same frame. Sat in the apricot chair is what appears to be a red-headed woman with purple eyeshade and suspiciously grey and white skin, wearing red lipstick, a pearl necklace, white gloves, a purple blouse, aquamarine-ish mom jeans, carrot-themed slippers and a ring on her left hand. She has her right leg crossed over her left. Elmer turns to her, asking, "It's been a wonderfuh wife fow us, hasn't it, Beatwice?" In what can only be a sing-song voice, Beatrice responds, "Oh, I wouldn't have it any other way, Fuddsy-wuddsy!"

July 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM

They call me the space cowboy

@juanfoxx.bsky.social

So year 2 and it’s the same ole tired convo whenever a certain player is involved in a skirmish! Nevermind that said player constantly pushes, throws elbows, flops for fouls, etc… it’s always another players fault! #wnba #wetired

June 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM

Cathie Beedie.

@cathbee.bsky.social

Fortoonaylee she is wetired...😼

June 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM

MimiSF

@mimisf.bsky.social

I wish he would shut the fuck up for a few days, weeks. I'm tired of the every freaking day tantrums, insults, lies, and corruption.

Just give us a fucking break already.

#shutthefuckup47
#WeTired

God @thegodpodcast.com · May 18

President Deranged Loser spent the weekend throwing tantrums about tariffs, threatening the Supreme Court, and attacking ABC for telling the truth about his new bribe jet.

Verily, he never stops crying like a wee baby.

Pathetic Loser Spends Entire Weekend Whining

Again.

www.thegodpodcast.com

May 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM

Eman Rimawi-Doster

@emanrimawidoster.bsky.social

Malcolm and I are discussing some thangs #WheresTheMufugginRevolutionAt #WeTired #JustYeetUsIntoTheSun #Ehhhhhhhh 🤷🏽‍♀️🫠🤷🏽‍♀️

Eman, with her black hair out and curly, wearing a black and white dress and Malcolm X earrings. Her glasses and Beats headphones compliment the outfit. Her face is serious

April 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM

Anna Gifty

@itsafronomics.blacksky.app

I gotta hold my fire before my publicist whacks me but my point here is that being a woman AT BASELINE is already expensive, especially across racial lines. These tariffs just exacerbate the inequality further.

In conclusion, (black) women stock up on hair and beauty products. #blacksky #wetired

No Way Whatever GIF

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April 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM

The Runtographer

@kbockl.bsky.social

What is wetired?

March 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM

Comiczette, (Ms J.T. 😻 ) fam check ya vote cards plez⬛️⬛️🟢⬛️⬛️🟡⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

@lovexlove4real.bsky.social

Now ya got it!! Show that 🍊Wig without his orange-black face. Show him lookin all _____!! #weTired of that!

March 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM

Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️

@libraonfire.bsky.social

The jukebox is stuck in the early 2000s, and no one is mad about it.

We didn’t plan this, we just knew.

Life is exhausting, take us back.

#Trump #2025isAmovie #WeTired

January 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM

sistasw.bsky.social

@sistasw.bsky.social

This country ALWAYS seeks to try to put Black people “back in their place”! Yet we are CONSTANTLY finding ways to achieve despite their efforts. We have already fought this fight. It’s others turn!! #WeTired #WeToldYou

Caffe Neko @caffeneko.bsky.social · Jan 24

The Right has been gunning for Blk Americans to revolt for years bc they want their precious 'race war'. Any Blk person w/ a brain knows this. They want fodder for their 13th amdmt private prisons, or an excuse to 💀 Blk ppl. White ppl this is all on us right now. Let's all be smart now.

January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM

Moji Oderinde

@mojipov.bsky.social

Anyhoo, as a member of #HeatNation I'd like this Jimmy Butler drama to come to a conclusion. #WeTired

January 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM

Madam BFG

@madambfg.bsky.social

*inhales* INCIPIENT HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS! 😅😮‍💨 #holidays #wetired

December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM

PattyChocolateMilk

@pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social

We are David. They are Goliath

& we know how the story usually ends but this time I think we'll just sit back & watch Goliath slay himself for us 🪨 🤞🏽🙏🏽

#wetried
#wetired

November 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM