PattyChocolateMilk
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Imagine being a gd trillionaire & instead of helping the needy or, you know, saving the world, Herr Tesla gets into a social media kerfuffle with a near nonagenarian
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine being a gd trillionaire & instead of helping the needy or, you know, saving the world, Herr Tesla gets into a social media kerfuffle with a near nonagenarian
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
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Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Welp, marriage equality is safe, my married folks. Sadly, unmarried folks, you'll need to find someone with employer benefits bc big pharma & health insurance companies are in cahoots to watch us suffer & die ad nauseum
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Welp, marriage equality is safe, my married folks. Sadly, unmarried folks, you'll need to find someone with employer benefits bc big pharma & health insurance companies are in cahoots to watch us suffer & die ad nauseum
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What's the point of being the good guys if you have no mfing spine? 🤬
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What's the point of being the good guys if you have no mfing spine? 🤬
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I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
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Sen. Ron Wyden is calling out the GOP for pushing to slip a nationwide backdoor abortion ban into the government funding bill. This is dangerous for women’s health care. We’ve already seen the consequences in states like TX, but I guess the GOP is intent on The Handmaid’s Tale.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sen. Ron Wyden is calling out the GOP for pushing to slip a nationwide backdoor abortion ban into the government funding bill. This is dangerous for women’s health care. We’ve already seen the consequences in states like TX, but I guess the GOP is intent on The Handmaid’s Tale.
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Make America Great Again
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Make America Great Again
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The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
You can take along your leftover Halloween Candy wherever you go as holiday party season kicks off. Nobody doesn't like candy!! Watch the surprise on friends' faces when you whip out a snack sized bag of M&Ms 🤗😋
Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You can take along your leftover Halloween Candy wherever you go as holiday party season kicks off. Nobody doesn't like candy!! Watch the surprise on friends' faces when you whip out a snack sized bag of M&Ms 🤗😋
Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Zohran Mamdani: “Cops shouldn’t be able to maim and kill innocent people with impunity.”
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani: “Cops shouldn’t be able to maim and kill innocent people with impunity.”
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
Did he spend our taxes on that facelift? Bc it looks like Dr NipTick used a gd jackhammer, ffs
Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Did he spend our taxes on that facelift? Bc it looks like Dr NipTick used a gd jackhammer, ffs
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#Voters #MadeTheirPoint Love this cartoon 🌊🌊💙
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
#Voters #MadeTheirPoint Love this cartoon 🌊🌊💙
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Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
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I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.
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Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
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Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
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Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽♂️
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Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.
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SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
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"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
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