No wonder those cowardly Reform defectors are too scared to go to the polls. I just had my best by-election result yet. Against bloody Kit Harington! I am binevitable. #Industry
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Turnberry Golf Course to be officially renamed Shit Holes, until all American tariffs on the UK are removed. #voteBinface
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Turnberry Golf Course to be officially renamed Shit Holes, until all American tariffs on the UK are removed. #voteBinface
We all need ceefax to return.
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December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We all need ceefax to return.
#VoteBinface
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#VoteBinface ❎️
Eat this, Elon:
2024 London Mayoral Election
Count Binface: 24,260
Britain First: 20,519
2024 London Mayoral Election
Count Binface: 24,260
Britain First: 20,519
September 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Here's another juicy clip from my Trash Talk interview with Alastair Campbell. Here we discuss where I should be aiming to seize power, with some surprising options in the mix. Get the whole thing here! t.co/aHIM8IpCJD @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Vote Count Binface and I pledge to change the course of asteroid 2024 YR4. Towards Mar-a-Largo. #MakeEarthGreatAgain
February 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ve been saying Americans should butt out of British politics since 2018. (I was an early adopter on the mask front too.) #VoteBinface
January 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I’ve been saying Americans should butt out of British politics since 2018. (I was an early adopter on the mask front too.) #VoteBinface
Saw his show last night and have to say he is the funniest alien this side of Orion's belt. #VoteBinface
Any chance you could give us a follow please? @countbinface.bsky.social
Any chance you could give us a follow please? @countbinface.bsky.social
My next BINDEPENDENCE DAY show is tomorrow, in the Earth Capital, London! Last few tickets available here: www.pleasance.co.uk/via/tickets/...
PLUS 2025 shows in Bristol and Liverpool are now on sale too! The perfect Christmas present for any Bristolian or Liverpudlian humans.
PLUS 2025 shows in Bristol and Liverpool are now on sale too! The perfect Christmas present for any Bristolian or Liverpudlian humans.
December 4, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Saw his show last night and have to say he is the funniest alien this side of Orion's belt. #VoteBinface
Any chance you could give us a follow please? @countbinface.bsky.social
Any chance you could give us a follow please? @countbinface.bsky.social
The true Lord Buckethead is @countbinface.bsky.social
Just like Rick Astley, Count Binface is never gonna give you up. #VoteBinface
Just like Rick Astley, Count Binface is never gonna give you up. #VoteBinface
November 10, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The true Lord Buckethead is @countbinface.bsky.social
Just like Rick Astley, Count Binface is never gonna give you up. #VoteBinface
Just like Rick Astley, Count Binface is never gonna give you up. #VoteBinface
Lord Alli seems to have an awful lot of spare money and properties. Give the pensioners back their winter fuel and hike his taxes instead? Who’s with me? #VoteBinface
September 29, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Lord Alli seems to have an awful lot of spare money and properties. Give the pensioners back their winter fuel and hike his taxes instead? Who’s with me? #VoteBinface
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August 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Humans, seeing as it’s getting harder and harder to practise safe X, why not join me instead for something that’s better than X? Head to BetterThanX.co.uk and you’ll find me Lifting the Lid on all sorts, with lots of juicy bin content. I’d love your support. #VoteBinface
What links Keir Starmer, Taylor Swift, Raygun and, er, a ray gun? My brand new newsletter, out now! Read here countbinface.substack.com/p/a-raygun-i...
And subscribe here, at the domain that's officially better Than X, BetterThanX.co.uk. #VoteBinface #BinElon
And subscribe here, at the domain that's officially better Than X, BetterThanX.co.uk. #VoteBinface #BinElon
A Raygun is for life!
Not just for the Olympics
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August 16, 2024 at 12:35 PM
What links Keir Starmer, Taylor Swift, Raygun and, er, a ray gun? My brand new newsletter, out now! Read here countbinface.substack.com/p/a-raygun-i...
And subscribe here, at the domain that's officially better Than X, BetterThanX.co.uk. #VoteBinface #BinElon
And subscribe here, at the domain that's officially better Than X, BetterThanX.co.uk. #VoteBinface #BinElon
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July 8, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay
June 17, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Sunak's majority in Richmond at the last election was 27,210. It would take a huge swing and some tactical voting, but looking at the PM's current poll ratings I think Count Binface could do it. #VoteBinface
June 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Sunak's majority in Richmond at the last election was 27,210. It would take a huge swing and some tactical voting, but looking at the PM's current poll ratings I think Count Binface could do it. #VoteBinface
We should do all of this.
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#VoteBinface
May 5, 2024 at 9:06 AM
We should do all of this.
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#VoteBinface
Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay
May 1, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay
When it comes to wooing voters, I’m playing the long game. @MayorofLondon #VoteBinface #BindependenceDay
April 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
When it comes to wooing voters, I’m playing the long game. @MayorofLondon #VoteBinface #BindependenceDay
I’m the only candidate for mayor who will stand up for Londoners.
I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface
I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface
April 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I’m the only candidate for mayor who will stand up for Londoners.
I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface
I’m the only candidate who will ask why a 99 Flake costs a fiver.
#VoteBinface
Moving back to London just so I can #VoteBinface
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
April 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Moving back to London just so I can #VoteBinface
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
April 8, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
February 15, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
Greetings BlueSkyThinkers!
Join me and together we will make the Tories Net Zero by 2024. #VoteBinface
Join me and together we will make the Tories Net Zero by 2024. #VoteBinface
September 20, 2023 at 9:58 AM
Greetings BlueSkyThinkers!
Join me and together we will make the Tories Net Zero by 2024. #VoteBinface
Join me and together we will make the Tories Net Zero by 2024. #VoteBinface