#untangled
Nyu, what a struggle to get my hair untangled this time was
But it's finally done
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I do find it funny whenever a patch note is like "eyo, we untangled the grungy ass mess that is our inventory system ever so slightly"

(No that won't fix your glamour set randomly breaking your duty portrait even though you didn't even touch it)
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Those questions, to which we ALL are entitled to answers, will not be answered for years to come, if ever. By the time in the future that every illegal, unethical action done by the despot is investigated, it will be decades before the web is untangled and facts will be discovered. Nefarious!
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’d help you get untangled but I’d probably end up tying you to something else 😘
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If I help you get untangled, can I tie them differently orrrr????
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh my goodness, this looks amazing, and that wagon back there is immaculate. Oh and don't worry, I'll help you get untangled. 😍🎄🪻💜
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You get those buggers untangled!
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
String theory is tough. Many strings are short, or worse, knotted, like a girl’s hair. That’s why its more important for boys to knit than yet to shave and that’s how our teacher has strung us all along. But a gryxl string has to be infinite and more importantly, untangled. Only the finest will do.
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You got this. Last push. End on a high, clean the slate, no consequences hung over till next term, no grudges left untangled. This week notice the positive even and especially when things wobble.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I accidentally spent the last 2 hours in a trance state getting my yarn untangled
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It can take a long time to put yourself back together after being closely entwined with someone else.

Sometimes you have to forge new pieces of self to replace things you have to let go of because they can't be untangled.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ah, the annual unwrangling of the garlands...
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Despite his complaints at his husbands using him like a cheap toy, Izzy did in fact come on both of their cocks, flushed and moaning, grumbling when they finally untangled him.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
here’s more 🖤
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Huge thanks to @drlindaporter.bsky.social for our first ever counter-rage! ⚔️🔥 She defended Mary, Queen of Scots 👑, untangled marriages 💍, unpacked Scottish Renaissance politics 🏰, and laughed at Elizabeth I’s European missteps 😅🌍. Coming to Patreon/Apple on 23 Feb!

#Tudors #MaryQueenOfScots
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thanks LP. As soon as Cosmo gets untangled it will be a great day.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I am finding out
I am tangled Christmas lights
—waiting to be untangled
by the right person….

~ Alison P. Birch
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I have some kind of tangled-up childhood memory from my first or second year in elementary school, where I had a bumblebee purse something like this (I think mine had a zipper, though) and it was stolen or I lost it...?

Sometimes there are just weird parts of your life that'll never get untangled.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Brought everything indoors to untangle. Sat 45 min. trying to untangle the lights. This was to be a 10 min low energy project. Did not get them untangled and put up, and quit. Now need a nap! Wore me out--the activity plus the mental work focusing on them did me in. I did try to make it meditative.😜
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was high as heck in a gazebo, when a hummingbird got tangled in spider webs and fell onto the table in front of me

I picked it up (it weighed NOTHING) and untangled the webs.

It sat for a second, and then flew away.

I turned and said "That happened, right?" lol
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay11! Rocky was all set to put up his Christmas lights, but there was just one hitch: They’re mangled up! Will he and his Clock pal get these lights untangled in time for Santa’s visit? Let’s hope so! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I always try to be transparent because you never know what someone is going through. I've untangled SO much on my own since 2020 and now that I'm in therapy and medicated, it can only get better from here!

Struggling is never something to be ashamed of and I wish more folks understood that. 🖤
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
However, w/ 8 billion "we's" it's inevitable that others, who either are not aware of the pauses or limitations, or whose job requires summaries, write about these things for both general & expert audiences, as if the label on the black box is the real, final answer.

This mess can't be untangled.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Version with the words in alt text
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Girl who put all her necklaces in a tiny pouch and they're all tangled up and she can't get them untangled from one another please god someone put her out of her misery
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM