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vpurple.bsky.social
Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
2.8K followers 1.4K following 32K posts
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters) Shier than you might think. Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst. No masculine markers please.
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1h
As all lie-ins involving you are
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
God yes!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
And for it's pervasive lethargy 🤣
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 6h
My toxically productive brain demanded that today I clean, do laundry, food shopping, reorganise things and repot houseplants.

My body has since stepped in and told my brain where to go!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 9h
Lie ins are for the present. The future will sort itself out 😁😘
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 11h
So glorious! 🥵
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12h
Both of those are such a wonderful thought too
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 12h
And the texture is important, especially if you'll also be in a gladiator kilt, or a toga
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 13h
I'd say so! 😉
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 22h
I believe in the context of this line of questioning those are the same thing
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 22h
Are you on a Wanted list or something? 😜
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 1d
I love the fact you think socialising with me isn't heading into more wreckage 🤣🤣
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
In the highest order!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
It was good thanks and has given me some things to think about. Now... Time to meet up with a few people and add wine to my brain
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
MENSA entrant right there! 😍😍😍
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
😘😘
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
I imagine it feels lovely to stroke!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
Amateurs need a development plan though!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
Are you being professionally edged?
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
As it absolutely should be!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
I think that ring is placed a little too high on the body! 😜
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
Jaysus!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
And you look like you're working so hard too!
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
🫂🫂🫂🫂
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Viscount (they/them) @vpurple.bsky.social · 2d
Yes I am. No I'm not. I've not been called that in a very long time 😉
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