I have a much easier time seeing through the perspective of whomever I'm interacting with <- I'm no longer so pre-occupied with all my pending time-consumption that I can finally breathe and think about others <- I get so cozy shargon mushbrain mode that I can tell my impending due tasks to fuck off
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I have a much easier time seeing through the perspective of whomever I'm interacting with <- I'm no longer so pre-occupied with all my pending time-consumption that I can finally breathe and think about others <- I get so cozy shargon mushbrain mode that I can tell my impending due tasks to fuck off
On the one hand, I can’t imagine trying to do this job with President Mushbrain driving attention away from anything important or useful. On the other hand, Mike Johnson is still SO BAD at the job.
Q: Last week Trump said his legislative agenda is essentially done. So why should voters vote for Republicans if there's nothing left to do legitlatively?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what comment you're referring to and in what context ... this president doesn't sleep.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what comment you're referring to and in what context ... this president doesn't sleep.
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On the one hand, I can’t imagine trying to do this job with President Mushbrain driving attention away from anything important or useful. On the other hand, Mike Johnson is still SO BAD at the job.
Narcissists looooove talking in 3rd person. He also is mushbrain so he probably forgets he isnt using one of his fake personas lol
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Narcissists looooove talking in 3rd person. He also is mushbrain so he probably forgets he isnt using one of his fake personas lol
I fucking love how mushbrain ass Elon Musk capitalizes white because he needs it to be true. He needs to be a god.
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I fucking love how mushbrain ass Elon Musk capitalizes white because he needs it to be true. He needs to be a god.
WHEN WILL TRUMP GET IT THROUGH HIS DEMENTED MUSHBRAIN THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY??????🤦♀️
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
WHEN WILL TRUMP GET IT THROUGH HIS DEMENTED MUSHBRAIN THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY??????🤦♀️
i love how there are billions of people that will read this, think about these attributes, see it as "your opinion" and actually not care. this world is sad and we are so gaslit to this consumer crap its not even funny. Humans are just sad and mushbrain these days :/
its getting so bad
its getting so bad
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i love how there are billions of people that will read this, think about these attributes, see it as "your opinion" and actually not care. this world is sad and we are so gaslit to this consumer crap its not even funny. Humans are just sad and mushbrain these days :/
its getting so bad
its getting so bad
And whilst all this is going on, President Mango Mushbrain and his Merry Morons are destroying
US renewable energy industry ,
US healthcare.
US economy.
So China will dominate the renewable energy industries
So lots of Americans will sicken and/or die unnecessarily - and in poverty.
US renewable energy industry ,
US healthcare.
US economy.
So China will dominate the renewable energy industries
So lots of Americans will sicken and/or die unnecessarily - and in poverty.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And whilst all this is going on, President Mango Mushbrain and his Merry Morons are destroying
US renewable energy industry ,
US healthcare.
US economy.
So China will dominate the renewable energy industries
So lots of Americans will sicken and/or die unnecessarily - and in poverty.
US renewable energy industry ,
US healthcare.
US economy.
So China will dominate the renewable energy industries
So lots of Americans will sicken and/or die unnecessarily - and in poverty.
How long did it take the Orange Mushbrain to sign all the Jan 6 pardons?
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December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How long did it take the Orange Mushbrain to sign all the Jan 6 pardons?
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Imagine admitting that you’re a mushbrain susceptible to propaganda. I could never.
Curtis Yarvin, the pseudo-intellectual guru of Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen, Elon Musk and J.D.Vance, explaining how he was red-pilled by a neo-Nazi propaganda video on YouTube. Real deep stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Imagine admitting that you’re a mushbrain susceptible to propaganda. I could never.
Can’t we just give him a massive LEGO set and let him “build” all he wants? Mushbrain won’t know the difference
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Can’t we just give him a massive LEGO set and let him “build” all he wants? Mushbrain won’t know the difference
Somebody tell mushbrain over there that a 700% discount would mean you receive 6 times the price of the med BACK. So I'm going to go to the pharmacy right now and order me some aspirin and make my weeks salary. I'm taking his post with me.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Somebody tell mushbrain over there that a 700% discount would mean you receive 6 times the price of the med BACK. So I'm going to go to the pharmacy right now and order me some aspirin and make my weeks salary. I'm taking his post with me.
Reminded of just combing through an office's server to clean things up and there's a file that's just random b.s. And realize it actually was something before another mushbrain lost the files it was tied to. 😆
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reminded of just combing through an office's server to clean things up and there's a file that's just random b.s. And realize it actually was something before another mushbrain lost the files it was tied to. 😆
"There was no vetting."
Does Mushbrain not know the meaning of vetting?
Does Mushbrain not know the meaning of vetting?
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"There was no vetting."
Does Mushbrain not know the meaning of vetting?
Does Mushbrain not know the meaning of vetting?
For those of you keeping score:
Being an actual drug trafficker and trump cronie is wholesome, and earns you a full pardon from Donnie Mushbrain, but being an imaginary drug trafficker in a Venezuelan fishing boat earns you a military assassination.
Being an actual drug trafficker and trump cronie is wholesome, and earns you a full pardon from Donnie Mushbrain, but being an imaginary drug trafficker in a Venezuelan fishing boat earns you a military assassination.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For those of you keeping score:
Being an actual drug trafficker and trump cronie is wholesome, and earns you a full pardon from Donnie Mushbrain, but being an imaginary drug trafficker in a Venezuelan fishing boat earns you a military assassination.
Being an actual drug trafficker and trump cronie is wholesome, and earns you a full pardon from Donnie Mushbrain, but being an imaginary drug trafficker in a Venezuelan fishing boat earns you a military assassination.
Donnie Mushbrain,
They said not to follow illegal orders and never mentioning you.
You say they said to not follow your orders.
Logically (not your strong point) you just said you have given illegal orders.
They said not to follow illegal orders and never mentioning you.
You say they said to not follow your orders.
Logically (not your strong point) you just said you have given illegal orders.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Donnie Mushbrain,
They said not to follow illegal orders and never mentioning you.
You say they said to not follow your orders.
Logically (not your strong point) you just said you have given illegal orders.
They said not to follow illegal orders and never mentioning you.
You say they said to not follow your orders.
Logically (not your strong point) you just said you have given illegal orders.
Trump likes people he perceives as "winners" and Mamdani just won, plus he's got a magnetic personality. Trump mushbrain plus Zohran's irresistable charm equals simping.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump likes people he perceives as "winners" and Mamdani just won, plus he's got a magnetic personality. Trump mushbrain plus Zohran's irresistable charm equals simping.
The world is so simple for people like Mushbrain Mullin who don't bother themselves with pesky thoughts about genetics, accidents, exposure to disease or toxins, aging, or other reasons people need healthcare. Just work out and you're good.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The world is so simple for people like Mushbrain Mullin who don't bother themselves with pesky thoughts about genetics, accidents, exposure to disease or toxins, aging, or other reasons people need healthcare. Just work out and you're good.
Come on, Orange Dipshit, list all the "great legal experts" you are talking about mushbrain!🤬🤬🤬
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Come on, Orange Dipshit, list all the "great legal experts" you are talking about mushbrain!🤬🤬🤬
I am holding your hand in mushbrain solidarity today my friend
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am holding your hand in mushbrain solidarity today my friend
Numbers mean nothing to me anymore unless some gangly mushbrain is standing next to a picture of them hooting like an ape.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Numbers mean nothing to me anymore unless some gangly mushbrain is standing next to a picture of them hooting like an ape.
hush now, pretty mushbrain girl
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hush now, pretty mushbrain girl
"There isn't any logic there" is the key thing. He's not trying to express actual ideas, he just flows from one topic to another. Maybe a neuron fired on the old Insane Clown Posse thing? Maybe he is genuinely confused about magnets? Ol' mushbrain himself couldn't tell you why he says anything.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"There isn't any logic there" is the key thing. He's not trying to express actual ideas, he just flows from one topic to another. Maybe a neuron fired on the old Insane Clown Posse thing? Maybe he is genuinely confused about magnets? Ol' mushbrain himself couldn't tell you why he says anything.
My boss always asks me 'You aren't bored, are you?' in our one-on-ones and I have to wonder what kind of mushbrain would be like 'Yeah, kinda?'
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My boss always asks me 'You aren't bored, are you?' in our one-on-ones and I have to wonder what kind of mushbrain would be like 'Yeah, kinda?'
Is anybody else worried that as we near Thanksgiving, President AppleSauce MushBrain will accidentally pardon a mass murderer instead of a turkey and not ever even know?
And then we'll have to listen to Leavitt et al. for all Dec telling us why it was brilliant and totally planned?
And then we'll have to listen to Leavitt et al. for all Dec telling us why it was brilliant and totally planned?
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Is anybody else worried that as we near Thanksgiving, President AppleSauce MushBrain will accidentally pardon a mass murderer instead of a turkey and not ever even know?
And then we'll have to listen to Leavitt et al. for all Dec telling us why it was brilliant and totally planned?
And then we'll have to listen to Leavitt et al. for all Dec telling us why it was brilliant and totally planned?
Wow he did it to impress another mushbrain podcaster
1. @jonfavs.bsky.social dared me to post this here.
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
2. sometimes fighting smart is more important than shouting FIGHT HARDER into the ether!
xoxoxo
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wow he did it to impress another mushbrain podcaster