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@dragoman.bsky.social

Some fuckass dog bit me (luckily just a bruise and a scratch thanks to jeans and longjohns) and the owner just looked at me like I was persecuting him

February 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM

Vlad K.

@porcupunk.bsky.social

That's probably one of the better outcomes in my case. Today, though, it all went to shit before I got up.

Three hours of diarrhea and throwing up later my feet and ankles are simultaneously numb and in pain while shivering under two blankets with wool socks and longjohns...

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h

a guy sitting and saying 'this morning was good. but then i got up.'

February 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM

Sue Arlidge

@suearlidge.bsky.social

Canadian here. All about the silk longjohns.

February 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM

Digimon9

@pupshadow0.bsky.social

So hot wish it was my hand down your longjohns playing with your cock

February 8, 2026 at 9:40 AM

Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep

@crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

You are always welcome, Moxy!
I hope you're staying warm, it's frightful out there.
I finally got my winter body ready. It’s just like my summer body, but with six layers of flannel, longjohns and a constant craving for hot cocoa. ☕️🧣😆

Have a wonderful night!💙🤗🥱

February 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM

Runnin L8

@runnin-l8.bsky.social

Or go the other direction and wear silk longjohns. It might leave too much air gap between the base layer and jeans though.

February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM

Ezra

@ezrarze.bsky.social

Wearing vintage long John’s

#enby #nonbinary #queer #horny #nsfw #bush #happytrail #pubes #longjohns #vintageunderwear #undies #briefs #boxers #chudai

February 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM

Laskinator

@laskinator.bsky.social

My workplace is so cold, I'm wearing longjohns under pants, a thicker shirt, a jacket, a scarf, and I currently have a quilt wrapped around me while I eat lunch, and I'm still cold.

I'm just about done with anything less than -5°. I'm happy to get one more skate in, then it's time for Spring, K?

February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM

Mapejo

@mapejo.bsky.social

#longjohns #gay #ai

⚜️ Royal Blood ⚜️ @royalblood1.bsky.social · 2d

Valet 🇫🇷 starting his day

February 7, 2026 at 11:49 AM

drunkgrindr

@drunkgrindr.bsky.social

Everything thick and high quality - right down to the longjohns.

February 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM

Michael Storm

@sandmanjazz.bsky.social

Warrior's Gate
Ribos Operation
Talons of Weng-Chiang
Robots of Death
Creature from the Pit

Though this is a list which changes as frequently as I change my longjohns

Jim Allenby @frakturedboy.bsky.social · 4d

What are the five Tom stories you absolutely need in your life? No particular order. Go!

Terror of the Zygons
Pyramids of Mars
The Seeds of Doom
The Stones of Blood
The Androids of Tara