#five
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The Five Moods
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
five crazy nights
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Five minutes, thirty five seconds until
we get our first Super Bowl mvp punter
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Does letting this five year-old stay make the other five-year-old less American or something? These people are so fucking stupid.
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
freddy five guys burger fries
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
FIVE MONTHS. TWO NEW PMs. WE CAN DO THIS
Starmer has to survive 38 days to have had a longer tenure than Rishi Sunak.

If a successor were to be in place by 13th July, we'd have had 7 PMs in a decade, which, by my reckoning, is the most since the 8 of 1827-37.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Our vip guest is ordering room service from the bellhop🤭 (and it's Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)

#radioapple
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
KIRARA JJK WOULD HAVE FIVE MINIORS POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
That worm is five seconds old and already tired of life.
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A nice bottle of wine and five guys tonight with my man
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
JASON MYERS IS THE FIRST KICKER EVER TO HIT FIVE KICKERS IN THE SUPER BOWL
YOU HAVE WITNESSED HISTORY THIS EVENING
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season

Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
I see some of you comparing Sam Darnold to Trent Dilfer and I'm just not gonna stand for it
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I posted this five years ago. I can barely remember that world, but hope one day such calm is possible again.
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I took five loads at steamworks yesterday 😈
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The entire halftime show paid homage to the greatness of America. What the hell does a five time draft dodger know about loving this country.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards
Genuinely incredible how quickly they can roll all this out in the middle of a football game
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Benito five points of contact the whole way through. High and tight
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
FIVE WEEKS until #NoirAlley resumes?! #TCMParty
a black and white cat is sitting on a bed next to a pillow .
ALT: a black and white cat is sitting on a bed next to a pillow .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Trump, Miller and Noem are seeking vengeance…

…On a five-year-old
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.

Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Top five all time halftime show and I knew one song.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yeah, I have FOMO

Five Ounces of MOzzarella
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
and five betting adverts
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM