Dear men, this is why we choose the bear. This was his 5th text to me, harassing me and threatening my mom. All because he got his tiny little fee fees hurt when I said, no, this date is over. #DoBetter #TeamDyingAlone This toddler is in his late 50s. He should know how to behave like an adult.
March 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dear men, this is why we choose the bear. This was his 5th text to me, harassing me and threatening my mom. All because he got his tiny little fee fees hurt when I said, no, this date is over. #DoBetter #TeamDyingAlone This toddler is in his late 50s. He should know how to behave like an adult.
I went on a date last night. I’m a modern woman so I picked him up for dinner. 2 minutes in, he says, I have a fake tooth I have to take out when I eat. Then he says, elon is great. I said, this date is over & I dropped him back off. He was shocked. I went home to my beautiful Dio #TeamDyingAlone
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I went on a date last night. I’m a modern woman so I picked him up for dinner. 2 minutes in, he says, I have a fake tooth I have to take out when I eat. Then he says, elon is great. I said, this date is over & I dropped him back off. He was shocked. I went home to my beautiful Dio #TeamDyingAlone
Omg! You guys! #TeamDyingAlone I went to the local dive bar after work last week because I mostly know everyone there and I’m comfortable going alone. Willem Dafoe look alike made eyes at me and then offered to buy me a bag of potato chips. The lower egg prices ARE A LIE!
January 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Omg! You guys! #TeamDyingAlone I went to the local dive bar after work last week because I mostly know everyone there and I’m comfortable going alone. Willem Dafoe look alike made eyes at me and then offered to buy me a bag of potato chips. The lower egg prices ARE A LIE!
I’m unusually squeamish about this (I have complicated, trauma-response feelings about touch, plus I’m a demisexual) but don’t touch people without their permission. Don’t even joke about it. Save that flirting for after you’ve established trust.
I’m a person, not a sex toy.
#TeamDyingAlone
I’m a person, not a sex toy.
#TeamDyingAlone
December 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I’m unusually squeamish about this (I have complicated, trauma-response feelings about touch, plus I’m a demisexual) but don’t touch people without their permission. Don’t even joke about it. Save that flirting for after you’ve established trust.
I’m a person, not a sex toy.
#TeamDyingAlone
I’m a person, not a sex toy.
#TeamDyingAlone
This is worse than hubris. It’s a misunderstanding of how bodies work. We’re not goddam pianos, where if you hit the right keys you get a nice chord.
Sheer ignorance. #TeamDyingAlone
Sheer ignorance. #TeamDyingAlone
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
This is worse than hubris. It’s a misunderstanding of how bodies work. We’re not goddam pianos, where if you hit the right keys you get a nice chord.
Sheer ignorance. #TeamDyingAlone
Sheer ignorance. #TeamDyingAlone
1. It’s spelled slut. Why are you spelling it like that. That’s weird.
2. Oh, fat-phobic, are we? Enjoy controlling women’s bodies?
3. Yeah definitely fat-phobic
4. I’m concerned I won’t laugh at your jokes
What a slut-shaming, fat-shaming asshole. #TeamDyingAlone
2. Oh, fat-phobic, are we? Enjoy controlling women’s bodies?
3. Yeah definitely fat-phobic
4. I’m concerned I won’t laugh at your jokes
What a slut-shaming, fat-shaming asshole. #TeamDyingAlone
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
1. It’s spelled slut. Why are you spelling it like that. That’s weird.
2. Oh, fat-phobic, are we? Enjoy controlling women’s bodies?
3. Yeah definitely fat-phobic
4. I’m concerned I won’t laugh at your jokes
What a slut-shaming, fat-shaming asshole. #TeamDyingAlone
2. Oh, fat-phobic, are we? Enjoy controlling women’s bodies?
3. Yeah definitely fat-phobic
4. I’m concerned I won’t laugh at your jokes
What a slut-shaming, fat-shaming asshole. #TeamDyingAlone
Also: I have put thought and care and intention into finding a partner. My profile reflects my values, personality, and humor. I am clear on what I have to offer and what I’m looking for.
So miss me with this. (Examples drawn from dudes who’ve liked me today.) #TeamDyingAlone
So miss me with this. (Examples drawn from dudes who’ve liked me today.) #TeamDyingAlone
December 19, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Also: I have put thought and care and intention into finding a partner. My profile reflects my values, personality, and humor. I am clear on what I have to offer and what I’m looking for.
So miss me with this. (Examples drawn from dudes who’ve liked me today.) #TeamDyingAlone
So miss me with this. (Examples drawn from dudes who’ve liked me today.) #TeamDyingAlone
Another young lad, Brady, 29, who liked me. This here is the sum total of his profile. I don’t believe he’s right for me, but you have to admire his spirit. #TeamDyingAlone
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Another young lad, Brady, 29, who liked me. This here is the sum total of his profile. I don’t believe he’s right for me, but you have to admire his spirit. #TeamDyingAlone
Yes, but he’s playing Little League. His offense was so mild, I didn’t bother with my special #TeamDyingAlone tag.
November 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Yes, but he’s playing Little League. His offense was so mild, I didn’t bother with my special #TeamDyingAlone tag.
I'm still #TeamDyingAlone my hot date ghosted. Sigh.
November 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I'm still #TeamDyingAlone my hot date ghosted. Sigh.
Well, I *did* have a date planned for tomorrow. I was already underwhelmed by him, and then the election came along and ruined my interest in people, but I was going to go anyway, on the theory that one of these mediocre men might surprise me in person. Ah well. #TeamDyingAlone
November 9, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Well, I *did* have a date planned for tomorrow. I was already underwhelmed by him, and then the election came along and ruined my interest in people, but I was going to go anyway, on the theory that one of these mediocre men might surprise me in person. Ah well. #TeamDyingAlone
October 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I am also #TeamDyingAlone. It’s not my job to raise a man, teach a man how not to be a jackass, or live my life in fear of saying something or doing something wrong around a man. Men are trash; I pick the bear.
October 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I am also #TeamDyingAlone. It’s not my job to raise a man, teach a man how not to be a jackass, or live my life in fear of saying something or doing something wrong around a man. Men are trash; I pick the bear.
Sigh. No you are definitely not. I see your #TeamDyingAlone posts and my heart hurts. Confession: I think you're amazing, part of me wishes I could be the one for you, but I know how much work I need to do on myself to be worthy. But hey, at least I'm not this guy.
October 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Sigh. No you are definitely not. I see your #TeamDyingAlone posts and my heart hurts. Confession: I think you're amazing, part of me wishes I could be the one for you, but I know how much work I need to do on myself to be worthy. But hey, at least I'm not this guy.
This motherfucker wonders if I could keep up with him. Reckon not, since I don’t have the “FUN sense of humor” he needs in a partner. I’m just a humorless feminist shrew.
Warning for treating domestic violence like a goddam joke. #TeamDyingAlone
Warning for treating domestic violence like a goddam joke. #TeamDyingAlone
October 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
This motherfucker wonders if I could keep up with him. Reckon not, since I don’t have the “FUN sense of humor” he needs in a partner. I’m just a humorless feminist shrew.
Warning for treating domestic violence like a goddam joke. #TeamDyingAlone
Warning for treating domestic violence like a goddam joke. #TeamDyingAlone
October 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Thank you 🥰
Everyone who wants a partner ought to be able to find one. I know there are suitable people for us. It’s just so damn hard to find them.
I’m sorry you know this struggle.
Everyone who wants a partner ought to be able to find one. I know there are suitable people for us. It’s just so damn hard to find them.
I’m sorry you know this struggle.
October 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Thank you 🥰
Everyone who wants a partner ought to be able to find one. I know there are suitable people for us. It’s just so damn hard to find them.
I’m sorry you know this struggle.
Everyone who wants a partner ought to be able to find one. I know there are suitable people for us. It’s just so damn hard to find them.
I’m sorry you know this struggle.
#TeamDyingAlone I'm proud of you for trying. I can't be bothered to try anymore.
October 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
#TeamDyingAlone I'm proud of you for trying. I can't be bothered to try anymore.
So I wasn’t super excited about this date. I didn’t even post about it here. That’s how underwhelmed I was. But I’m trying, right? I’m trying if the guy seems Not Awful.
Mfer is now 27 minutes late
The beer is good though. A kolsche. My favorite. #TeamDyingAlone
Mfer is now 27 minutes late
The beer is good though. A kolsche. My favorite. #TeamDyingAlone
October 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
So I wasn’t super excited about this date. I didn’t even post about it here. That’s how underwhelmed I was. But I’m trying, right? I’m trying if the guy seems Not Awful.
Mfer is now 27 minutes late
The beer is good though. A kolsche. My favorite. #TeamDyingAlone
Mfer is now 27 minutes late
The beer is good though. A kolsche. My favorite. #TeamDyingAlone
Better #TeamDyingAlone than #TeamIrritatedAsHellUntilIDie
September 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Better #TeamDyingAlone than #TeamIrritatedAsHellUntilIDie
And this is why I don't want to do dating apps. Sigh. I refuse to be on #TeamDyingAlone though. We're too smart and fun to not find great partners.
September 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
And this is why I don't want to do dating apps. Sigh. I refuse to be on #TeamDyingAlone though. We're too smart and fun to not find great partners.