You better watch out, you'll probably cry
You're gonna pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus in paperwork has drowned
He's making a list he's checking it twice
C1402 (F) he's filled out thrice
Santa Claus in paperwork has drowned

#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

🎶 Oh little cult of Brexit men,
How clear we hear you lie.
We've no free trade but billions paid,
As fruit in our fields dies.

Now in these sunlit u-u-u-uplands,
It seems things are much worse.
But you just say "It's done, move on"
'Cos Brexit is a curse 🎶

#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

He's making a list
And checking it twice,
He’ll have to pay the full rate of customs duty
If his statement of origin’s imprecise.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.

#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

Hateful bigots, hateful bigots
Wanted boats to stop.
Voted #Brexit, voted #Brexit
But migration's up.

Still deluded, now persuaded
By Farage and Co.
To create pariah Britain
Where no traders go.

#ruiningChristmassongswithBrexit

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Nothing because it’s all stuck in customs at Calais! #RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

🎶 Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
To the UK customs border
Where the presents will be held for inspection in a warehouse
And won't arrive 'til the 28th 🎶
#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

The holly and the ivy,
When they are both full grown,
Of all the trees that are in the wood,
Only the ones with an EU plant passport can be legally shown!

🎄 🍃 #RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

In the bleak midwinter
Frost, he gave a moan
“Why can’t the EU go away?
Why can’t they leave alone?
Trade to Northern Ireland
Is our own affair, for sure”
His ability to read his own deal
Is clearly rather poor

#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
There is one thing that I need.
I don’t care about the untruths
Spread by Farage and his creed.
I just want my country back,
The one we had before we cracked.
Make my wish come true -
All I want for Christmas is EU
#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!

Oh, what fun it is to wait
For your goods stuck in Calais, hey!

🔔 🔔 🔔 #RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

For we all want figgy pudding…

…and a new Sanitary and Phytosanitary and veterinary equivalence agreement with the EU to facilitate seamless trade in livestock, plants and related products…

So bring some out here!

🎄 🎁 #RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

Well tonight thank god it’s them instead of EU.

And there won’t be snow in the UK this Christmas time.
The only gift they’ll get this year is strife.
No one picks the fruit that grows.
Shit in rivers flow.
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?
#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

Ding Dong merrily on high
In Conservative headquarters
“Brexit’s pie in the sky
But nothing has it taught us

To… o… ries are in paralysis (rpt)

Traders out of luck
Goods rotting in their garage
Cons don’t give a fuck
Too scared of Nigel Farage

Etc #RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

While shepherds watched their flock by night
All seated on the ground
They couldn’t sell their lambs you see
As no phytosanitary certificate could be found

#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's figuring out if your CE mark is still valid under the UKCA rules for a toy or device!

🎅 🎁#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit