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steinmakesgames.bsky.social
Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:
Picture of Lego building instructions. A piece that is 3 knobs long has a step in which it is placed across 4 knobs. #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #devjoke #software #programming #Code #programmers
November 18, 2024 at 8:29 AM
steinmakesgames.bsky.social
Well, that settles the debate
Array sorted so that chicken comes before the egg. #devjoke #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #programminghumor #code #javascript
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
prince-ipaldev.bsky.social
I fixed our resident engineers mug!
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour
March 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social
programmerHumoUr
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
prince-ipaldev.bsky.social
Tried posting a hilarious post on the dev teams channel.
No one got it.
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
aussiedingo.bsky.social
That's obvious. You cannot bind a moose!

#programmerhumour
retr0.id David Buchanan @retr0.id · Dec 1
const moose
helmerroids.bsky.social Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · Dec 1
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
jsalvador.me
En un post de r/programmerhumour, estábamos hablando de cómo obtener el segundo valor más alto de una lista, sin ordenarla.
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
sethimopapilio.bsky.social
programmerhumour
"Finding this in the server room made my day"

sethshead
Works on people, too.

www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
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September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
armageddonspeaking.bsky.social
also seen it discussed in more general software development venues like r/programmerhumour on reddit.
November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
noteworthy.games
Equating looking things up, or looking at code examples from StackOverflow to using AI to code is such a brain dead opinion.

It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
jsalvador.me
Me quejaba yo de r/programmerhumour, pero r/programmingmemes es muchísimo peor.

El esfuerzo es mínimo y el contenido es, francamente, basura.
December 29, 2024 at 4:29 PM
sentientlaser.bsky.social
#programmerhumor #programmerhumour
February 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
prince-ipaldev.bsky.social
Just messaged one of the devs.
'Hi Graham, what have you got on this morning'.

Ive had to take myself offline for the rest of the day!

#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour
March 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
shannonfsmith.bsky.social
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
April 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
albinofromabout.bsky.social
📷 programmerhumour: Checks out. https://tmblr.co/ZMMmUv2afO836
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
prince-ipaldev.bsky.social
Whenever a team member posts a message that they have finished writing all the unit tests for whatever, I always reply, 'I feel your pain'.
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour
April 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
infrapink.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy
🤣Evolution of a programmer

https://web.archive.org/web/20000302180155/http://www.offspin.demon.co.uk/funny/evolution.html

#programming #programmer_humor #programmer_humour #programmerhumour #programmerhumor
The Evolution of a Programmer
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June 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
bluenephros.bsky.social
This made me laugh a little too much....

#StarWars #ProgrammingHumour #ProgrammerHumour #DeveloperHumour
December 18, 2024 at 10:11 PM
rosethornranger.bsky.social
What is yall custom gender?

#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme
A screenshot of a tumblr post that includes the screenshot of a tweet. The tweet is an image of a user interface element labeled 'Gender,' with three radio button options: 'Male,' 'Female,' and 'Custom'. Next to the options, there's a field labeled 'Upload Custom Gender (max 10MB)'. It is from @chordbug on oct 26 2019. The tumblr post says "just an amazing ui". Next is one from a person called suffientlyLargen saying "Gender: <entire source code of quake (1996, Id software)>" . The next post by kaijuno says "installs doom as my gender". Next by red-trailedDolphin says "max 10 megs guys, come on". The last by s-ound-wave says "2.39 MB: file size of the original doom game. Dec 10 2018. At the bottom it says "source programmerHumour".
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
homebrewandhacking.bsky.social
Jokes like these are probably why people assume I'm a tech person.

#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
A jokey venn diagram showing 3 circles marked: Blockchain. GEN AI. Senior software engineer. Blockchain is searching for a use case. With gen AI it is massively overhyped. With Senior software engineer. It falsely believes logic can solve human disputes. Senior software engineer is still searching for a semicolon. With Gen AI it writes buggy code. Gen AI is still searching for a business model. The intersection of all three is technically just a slow database
June 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
d0x.bsky.social
The Spanish government has released a new programming language. It is called Sí++

#programmerhumour
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
palmtwo.bsky.social
Q: What is the difference between Java and Javascript ?

A: They are like Car and Carpet

#ProgrammerHumour
February 8, 2024 at 9:39 PM
amaccormack.bsky.social
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero

#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
axel.leroy.sh
McDonalds Java
#meme #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #ProgrammingMemes
Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.
August 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM