Sara Hates Hockey
@helmerroids.bsky.social
Red Wings 🐙 🏒 and Tigers 🐯 ⚾️ . Meme Factory CEO 🏭 🌈 . Proud inverter of the Y-axis 🎮. TTRPG novice 🎲
Shootouts are dumb
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shootouts are dumb
It’s funny for Ken to be the one saying no it’s not a penalty shot when he’s usually the one calling for it
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s funny for Ken to be the one saying no it’s not a penalty shot when he’s usually the one calling for it
Abby’s shadow still looming as we are in the last season of his buyout.
Rasmussen really scores just one type of goal. They’re Justin Abdelkader goals.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Abby’s shadow still looming as we are in the last season of his buyout.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN
Mwuhahahahah 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Mwuhahahahah 🎄
See, Trev is on the broadcast and now everyone has more fun
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
See, Trev is on the broadcast and now everyone has more fun
Mickey Redmond is an icon
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mickey Redmond is an icon
Mick is having a good time on the broadcast and we love to see it
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mick is having a good time on the broadcast and we love to see it
I thought I was watching hockey not the circus
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I thought I was watching hockey not the circus
Garbage goals for everyone
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Garbage goals for everyone
A one question personality test:
Do you start from the 1 or the 24?
Do you start from the 1 or the 24?
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A one question personality test:
Do you start from the 1 or the 24?
Do you start from the 1 or the 24?
I JUST FOUND MY OTHER PILLOW.
I thought it was lost forever.
But no, it was in a box that ended up in the basement for some reason and I never opened.
ITS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS.
I thought it was lost forever.
But no, it was in a box that ended up in the basement for some reason and I never opened.
ITS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I JUST FOUND MY OTHER PILLOW.
I thought it was lost forever.
But no, it was in a box that ended up in the basement for some reason and I never opened.
ITS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS.
I thought it was lost forever.
But no, it was in a box that ended up in the basement for some reason and I never opened.
ITS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS.
Realized I’ve now been off Twitter for a year. Missing some people and the team accounts, but overall perfectly content not to be there.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Realized I’ve now been off Twitter for a year. Missing some people and the team accounts, but overall perfectly content not to be there.
A quick trip to balloon land with Rifftrax before bed. I want the lady to narrate my dreams…
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
A quick trip to balloon land with Rifftrax before bed. I want the lady to narrate my dreams…
