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Sara Hates Hockey
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Red Wings 🐙 🏒 and Tigers 🐯 ⚾️ . Meme Factory CEO 🏭 🌈 . Proud inverter of the Y-axis 🎮. TTRPG novice 🎲
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FINAL #LGRW
This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Meme.
you lied to me. you told me Santa isn't real but I went to the mall and guess who the fuck was there
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU RAS #LGRW
The Common Loon: Yours to adopt and protect
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE. #LGRW
Do not let moose
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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URGENT 🚨
Lucas Raymond requires your attention
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Mwuhahahahah 🎄
A Christmas tree next to a piano
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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LARKIN
Larkin holding a worlds best boss mug
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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They let moose. #LGRW
A road sign that reads do not let moose
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A one question personality test:

Do you start from the 1 or the 24?
An advent calendar shaped like a tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A quick trip to balloon land with Rifftrax before bed. I want the lady to narrate my dreams…
The title card for fun in balloon land
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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FINAL #LGRW
Sports are bad
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Current status #LGRW
Sports are bad
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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So parents are still using the "time out," an outdated and punitive measure that does nothing to reform and reintegrate the offender into society
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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THEY CANT STOP THE CAT
Alex DeBrincat with cat stickers
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Baby’s first meme, long overdue
Axel Sandin-Pellikka is too busy being a cutie patootie to listen to your questions
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The rookies bringing a new perspective to the locker room that the Wings have been missing.
Emmitt Finnie wonders if you’ve noticed the word bed kind of looks like a bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I am thankful for Mickey Redmond 🙏🏻
Mickey Redmond is thinking about tile grout.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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There are no bad ideas
we should get a pet a wolf Are you insane? a large dog ok thats a good compromis- that hates the moon
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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No möther, you shall not open this tote. It is MINE. Write “Stevie’s tote” on it.
A calico cat sitting on a box
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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FINAL #LGRW
Refs piss everyone off including themselves
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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COME ON STRIPES
My job is asking me to do tasks I said I was qualified to do on my resume this is a crisis
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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#LGRW
Larkin is a big important boy
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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One’s gotta go
Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and Red Wings player Travis Hamonic
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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#LGRW
Travis Hamonic can’t use a traditional mop
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Sports are bad #LGRW
Bobs burgers screenshot edited to say look at how you stand, people who had good sports don’t stand like that
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM