Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

We beveled all pitches thrown in Game 3

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Okay, Kendrick pitches for the Dodgers, Drake pitches for the Jays, we go until someone scores

Total Pitches in Game Two: 222
Total Pitches in Game Three: 609

As a baseball expert I am of the opinion that you shouldn’t throw pitches that Ohtani can hit.

the only thing that involves more pitches without anybody winning is a screenwriting career

The Dodgers are at 210 pitches. The Blue Jays are at 199 pitches.

We found these Halloween costume pitches in our spam folder. Think it's too late to respond?

Little basically rolling pitches at Ohtani

Will Klein, the last man out of the bullpen, who's pitched in a total of 22 major league games and this year hadn't gone more than two innings and 36 pitches, threw four clutch innings of one-hit ball, striking out five on 72 pitches.

If Will could win last night, we can save the American republic.

It’s cool that CNN is taking story pitches from the Murdoch Post. Liberal media!

Real sicko shit

This would’ve gone so much faster if they’d just thrown these all at once at one batter

A fastball down the middle to a guy who hits baseballs 400 feet? Pitches nowhere near the plate? there has to be a better way. Sharks, my product is Effective Pitches.

A man pitches.
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A slave obeys.

Bassitt has seven pitches and they all move around the zone like googly eyes.

biblically accurate pitch count

Not every day we get a chance to bevel 487 pitches

All of my pitches are my favorite but this one is especially my favorite

Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the Dodgers' starting pitcher in Game 2, is warming up to pitch in the 18th inning.

He threw 105 pitches on Saturday.

Kershaw is gassed after throwing 120 pitches in a simulated game

there was another 122 pitches thrown after this point btw lol

Me: The 487 pitches from 18 pitchers in game 3 of the World Series isn’t real it can’t hurt you

The 487 pitches from 18 pitchers in game 3 of the World Series: