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February 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Pass me the jug.
February 18, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Here's another: black-figured incised wine jug (ca. 510-490BCE) British Museum [their 📸]. It's too early for Aristophanes—but, the aulos-player (left) & the fat-bummed dancing bird suggest a theatrical production, perhaps a satyr play.
February 18, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Aroma shows the girl how easy to shake your stuff while holding your balance with a jug on your head, how scratching against palmtrees feels good and not to mention a good time floating in the water with Lululah relaxing on Aroma's big doughy belly.
February 18, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Vincent Jug\'e, Dominik K\"oppl, Vincent Limouzy, Andrea Marino, Jannik Olblich, Giulia Punzi, Takeaki Uno: Revisiting the Sparse Matrix Compression Problem https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.15314 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2602.15314 https://arxiv.org/html/2602.15314
February 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Haha maybe it should be!!
They've got these cans in the basement that look like bulk ketchup, but when the kids are refilling the ketchup bottles, they're pouring from what appears to be a plastic jug. We demand answers.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
"Food challenge" and it's just a normal sized amount of food I'd force my date to scarf down before they are allowed to waddle their fatass away from the table. Hardly a "challenge", snack more like it in all honesty.

Fat sauce® is interesting though. Wonder if you can get it by the jug?
February 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Sten's Inventory
February 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Spy cam!
I have been raising goats since 2009. I know a lot, and I know that I will always learn more. Eartha had me worried about her pregnancy, so I put my spy camera in a jug overnight. She's just fine but of course I got the goat poop money shot. Cameras are a great investment. 🤪
#smallfatmlife
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Who would win in a battle between: a crane (bird) and a milk jug
February 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Bitching to His mom: Look, this is what I was trying to tell you about. I turn one jug of water into Boone's Farm and suddenly the worst people on Dad's earth are on my jock 24-7. Kanye couldn't hack this and he's an asshole. Next time listen to Me when I'm asking you to sync calendars!
February 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
He was a genius. So clever, musically gifted, great chef and pilot. Always remember 'the vessel in the pestle and the drug in the jug'.
February 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Oh we got a jug like that Hubbs look, Muv say it from Canada like you 😋😋😋😋it’s also Bilby chocolate season too 😂🤣😂🤣🤗😘
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
lisa, get my thinking jug
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Difficulty selection screen:

Easy baby mode: using Quest 64 as a plate for your bagel.

Medium acceptable mode: Using Quest 64 as the mug for your beverage.

Hard real man mode: Using Quest 64 as your big glass jug of liquid.
February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Nugman and his best bud Pip watching intently as dinner is prepared.

L: Jug (Jack Russell-Pug)
R: Jack Russell
#dogs 🐾
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Instead, Buddhism speaks of "rebirth."

The difference is that reincarnation is like pouring water from one jug into another—it's always the same water—whereas rebirth is like the flame of one candle lighting another—it's not exactly the same flame.
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Still an option in NS too. Just in the large quantity, packages of 4 1L bags. But you can also buy 4L in a plastic jug.
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Well when the internet collapses at least I have a modest vinyl collection to listen to, assuming the electrical grid is still up.

If that goes down maybe I’ll start up a jug band
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
In the future you'll be able to afford a potato and a jug of water simply by winning your famine + drought parlay
February 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I want to throw a glass jug across the room rn
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Tired: gamer pee. Comes by the jug and is mass produced. Of low value and also stinky.
Wired: gamer girl pee. Slightly rarer, thus more inherently valuable due to supply and demand. Has a delicate aroma appreciated by many Gamers™️
Inspired: trans gamer girl pee. A true vintage. The best of the best.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Don’t try to quickly make pancake mix when you have very low blood sugar, because you will wonder why it isn’t whisking properly, so add more milk, only to turn around to see the jug full of milk you’d measured still there!
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM