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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 4h

This is a metaphor for any major political decision in the UK.
Toxicity rules, KO.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 4h

tRump rejected accusations he had not been transparent over the extent of the (White House) works, telling reporters on Wednesday: "I think we've been more transparent than anyone's ever been."

Same schtick, same lies. The man's a walking felony.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 12h

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Bradley Pritchard. Dark times at the El Pan Siro #COYR

lewesfc.com/news/club-st...

Club Statement – Bradley Pritchard departs – Lewes Community Football Club

Lewes Football Club is an English football club based in Lewes, East Sussex, who play at The Dripping Pan. Women’s team play in the FA Women’s Championship; Men’s team play in the Isthmian Premier Lea...

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 14h

Aussies cruise past low-scoring England with room to spare to top the table #ICCWWC #Cricket

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Women's Cricket World Cup 2025 results: Ash Gardner and Annabel Sutherland lead Australia to win over England

A sensational partnership of 180 between Ash Gardner and Annabel Sutherland leads Australia to a comfortable six-wicket win against England at the Women's World Cup in Indore.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

There will be a fully stocked and heavily armored basement in there. You’ll never get the child-fucker* out.

*based on past legal action/ settlements. She was 13 at the time.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

It can only improve the quality of the water, surely? Would do down our way.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

Okay, you got me with that one. Now I’m going to be sick

a man wearing headphones and a shirt that says super mario 2 is drinking from a can

ALT: a man wearing headphones and a shirt that says super mario 2 is drinking from a can

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

Nugman: Justice wears a collar
#Superhero #Dogs #Puglife

A small dog in a cape and mask sits on top of the building at night with a search like behind

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

Coming soon: Nugman, the animated series. Keep ‘em peeled. Justice wears a collar.

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 17h

My point is, this is the British broadcasting company. Why on earth are the top three stories about the USA?

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Available in all good DVD secondhand stores.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 1d

“Hands up if you oversaw the greatest act of self-harm in our history, caused thousands of unnecessary deaths, broke your own rules and syphoned £millions to your mates through dodgy contracts”

6 77 390

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin’ A

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Vance is so out of his depth, he’s closer to SpongeBob SquarePants than reality.
Sheesh

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Top three stories on BBC website tonight:

1. Trump/ Putin
2. Trump Gaza/ Ukraine
3. Trump White House desecration

Where’s the ‘British’ in BBC?
Stop feeding this nonsense

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Lovely player, but the Ballon D’Or award was a travesty.

This one needs to go to an Arsenal/ England player. End of.
#ChampionsLeague #WEURO2025

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

BBC Women's Footballer of the Year 2025 contender Aitana Bonmati

BBC Sport profiles Barcelona and Spain midfielder Aitana Bonmati, one of five nominees for the BBC Women's Footballer of the Year 2025 award.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Did he not go directly to jail?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Boris Johnson left Covid Inquiry in a hurry - he won't want to come back

School closures seemed the only option but lockdowns probably went

www.bbc.co.uk

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Pakistan need 151 from the last ball. I suspect they’ll fall short.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

How do you even begin to sort out the NRR after this? It’s carnage.

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

I mean … really?

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry to moan, but this WWC has been horribly devalued by the weather. Who holds a cricket tournament in the wet season???

Also 234 from 20 overs?
You’re having a bubble bath.
#ICCWWC #cricket

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Posted without realising what day this is.
Synchronicity @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social

Samuel L, Umma T, Bruce W and John T from Pulp Fiction

Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

And who doesn’t love a nod to Pulp Fiction on a menu?

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Rookmeister @rookmeister.bsky.social · 1d

Trump, Farage, Johnson, Epstein, Maxwell, Yaxley-Lennon … they all have one thing in common:

The media love them.
Platform, project, amplify without question.

Here’s to the few who try
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
@maitlis.bsky.social
@cathynewman.bsky.social

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd with the words and the truth written below him

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd with the words and the truth written below him

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