Zuri_too
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Y’all could not be just like me if you was my twin
I had to buy a new can opener and in my search to go somewhere that wasn't amazon/target/Home Depot I found a whole ass hardware store a few blocks from my house. Apparently I pass it all the time
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I had to buy a new can opener and in my search to go somewhere that wasn't amazon/target/Home Depot I found a whole ass hardware store a few blocks from my house. Apparently I pass it all the time
Lawd this latest episode of Pluribus... it is very much giving
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November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Lawd this latest episode of Pluribus... it is very much giving
SAME, girl. Whew... in Justified?? baybeee
Timothy Olyphant makes me sparkle in my panties.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
SAME, girl. Whew... in Justified?? baybeee
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entire voyages made across seas for spices and people refuse to use them. why?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
entire voyages made across seas for spices and people refuse to use them. why?
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Every piece of automated tech/software isn’t AI. Every piece of AI doesn’t require a small communities worth of water to execute a command. Part of the tech industry’s strategy is to just label everything AI to muddy the waters for people who don’t bother trying to understand anything.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Every piece of automated tech/software isn’t AI. Every piece of AI doesn’t require a small communities worth of water to execute a command. Part of the tech industry’s strategy is to just label everything AI to muddy the waters for people who don’t bother trying to understand anything.
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all these black friday emails they are DESPERATE bro….
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
all these black friday emails they are DESPERATE bro….
You pull out a lotus wrapped turkey on Thanksgiving with my family and you are getting your ass beat. I’ve seen fights over less! Please be serious Unc!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You pull out a lotus wrapped turkey on Thanksgiving with my family and you are getting your ass beat. I’ve seen fights over less! Please be serious Unc!
Oh absolutely fucking not there better be another turkey somewhere lmaaoo
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh absolutely fucking not there better be another turkey somewhere lmaaoo
I ate SO much yesterday. It was incredible. One thing about me im gonna be obscenely greedy on thanksgiving
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November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I ate SO much yesterday. It was incredible. One thing about me im gonna be obscenely greedy on thanksgiving
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Not buying a thing
Y’all shopping tomorrow or are y’all participating in the blackout?
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not buying a thing
Whew I’m so sick of the tradwife industrial complex
Nara Smith, the model and influencer known for her elaborate recipe videos, is pursuing a new role, business mogul, with the release of a new garlic cooking oil she developed. nyti.ms/3K6Xvw3
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Whew I’m so sick of the tradwife industrial complex
Thanksgiving tomorrow, world on fire and I can’t drink. 😩 life is truly not fair
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thanksgiving tomorrow, world on fire and I can’t drink. 😩 life is truly not fair
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A man with his own sexual assault allegations is making a documentary about someone else’s. Interesting.
The four-part docuseries is executive produced by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Combs’ rival who relentlessly trolled him throughout his criminal trial.
50 Cent’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Documentary Will Debut On Netflix In December
The four-part docuseries is executive produced by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Combs’ rival who relentlessly trolled him throughout his criminal trial.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A man with his own sexual assault allegations is making a documentary about someone else’s. Interesting.
I’m not a medical professional but it seems like everyone on the show “Doc” needs to be fired and maybe arrested? Don’t nobody follow protocol at ALL
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not a medical professional but it seems like everyone on the show “Doc” needs to be fired and maybe arrested? Don’t nobody follow protocol at ALL
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there was absolutely no reason for anyone to go visit that man. none.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
there was absolutely no reason for anyone to go visit that man. none.
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The Rich hate the poor regardless of the relationship
CEOs hating their customers is so wild to me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Rich hate the poor regardless of the relationship
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TRIGGERED!
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
TRIGGERED!
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I remember a time when being disrespectful and mean to women would have you first in line for an ass whooping…..bring back real men
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November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I remember a time when being disrespectful and mean to women would have you first in line for an ass whooping…..bring back real men
I’ve officially reached the “I’ve bought too many greens let me see if *insert friend* needs som greens for Thursday” stage of adulthood.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’ve officially reached the “I’ve bought too many greens let me see if *insert friend* needs som greens for Thursday” stage of adulthood.
I know it’s cold out but yall need to go outside and get some fresh air. ASAP. Please. Blood pressures need to be at 120/80 on this fine Saturday morning.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I know it’s cold out but yall need to go outside and get some fresh air. ASAP. Please. Blood pressures need to be at 120/80 on this fine Saturday morning.
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Black coffee and rage
What’s for breakfast?
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Black coffee and rage
Who?! What are these children doing to their faces??
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Who?! What are these children doing to their faces??
Aretha
Whitney
Mariah
Cece
Jazmin
Brandy
Whitney
Mariah
Cece
Jazmin
Brandy
10. Who are your favorite female singers of all time?
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Aretha
Whitney
Mariah
Cece
Jazmin
Brandy
Whitney
Mariah
Cece
Jazmin
Brandy
Not all heroes wear capes
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not all heroes wear capes